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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    yes. you need teh sun! blonde is a tanned girl color... and who need a landing zone when you've got PTS (pussy tracking system) comes standard with all S2k's
    Came with the Lotus as well. Works very well.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Came with the Lotus as well. Works very well.....
    Comes standard on our cars son!! Thats how the 2 cars do!! LOL
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    ill be blonde on thursday
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    ill be blonde on thursday

    Send me more pics of the girl in your avatar.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Send me more pics of the girl in your avatar.......
    Rich, we goin to the olympics in 4 years in case the 2 in yours kiss again!! LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Rich, we goin to the olympics in 4 years in case the 2 in yours kiss again!! LMAO

    I got my plane tickets already, yo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    I got my plane tickets already, yo!
    Im on theeeee way, with Rayes and Vargis and the fish with the big fuckin eyes
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    what can i say... certain cars were blessed with such a feature... however only the suzuka blue S2k's emit pheramones (sp?) that of the loli attraction... like a tracker beam, any loli within 2000 sq ft instantly receive multiple orgasms til the are seated in said S2k, @ which present time they receive the good vibrations from the Apex GT exhaust... i've got it down to a science

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    what can i say... certain cars were blessed with such a feature... however only the suzuka blue S2k's emit pheramones (sp?) that of the loli attraction... like a tracker beam, any loli within 2000 sq ft instantly receive multiple orgasms til the are seated in said S2k, @ which present time they receive the good vibrations from the Apex GT exhaust... i've got it down to a science
    The red ones with sexy 18's have the same power, trust me son!!! TRUST ME!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    what can i say... certain cars were blessed with such a feature... however only the suzuka blue S2k's emit pheramones (sp?) that of the loli attraction... like a tracker beam, any loli within 2000 sq ft instantly receive multiple orgasms til the are seated in said S2k, @ which present time they receive the good vibrations from the Apex GT exhaust... i've got it down to a science
    oh so thats what i felt at the funeral home?
    haha totally keeding!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    what can i say... certain cars were blessed with such a feature... however only the suzuka blue S2k's emit pheramones (sp?) that of the loli attraction... like a tracker beam, any loli within 2000 sq ft instantly receive multiple orgasms til the are seated in said S2k, @ which present time they receive the good vibrations from the Apex GT exhaust... i've got it down to a science
    The Orange Crush Tiburonia has teh upgraded PTS system. It has a full square mile of coverage and teh dual KRD exhaust emits a specially tuned tone/vibration that is perfectly in sync with the female orgasm generating system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    in sync with the female orgasm generating system.
    Funny my tongue is tuned the same way!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Funny my tongue is tuned the same way!!
    LULZ at Brett having a Korean tuned tongue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    LULZ at Brett having a Korean tuned tongue.
    No, its tuned by sweet pussy, Thats it!! LMAO

    Lookin to tap in on my skills here, any hot friends you have lookin? lmao
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    bwhahaha all i gotta say i keep the loli's on lock. any car that somes standard as a "functional" 2 seater car is win and loli hunting approved...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bwhahaha all i gotta say i keep the loli's on lock. any car that somes standard as a "functional" 2 seater car is win and loli hunting approved...
    I may say mine has seen some bare skin on the passenger seat that WASNT mine!! LOL ~oppss did I just say that?~ LMAO The car works!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I may say mine has seen some bare skin on the passenger seat that WASNT mine!! LOL ~oppss did I just say that?~ LMAO The car works!!!
    trust me, your not the only one that has had bare skin in your passenger seat.
    cough cough JM cough cough



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I may say mine has seen some bare skin on the passenger seat that WASNT mine!! LOL ~oppss did I just say that?~ LMAO The car works!!!
    Titty titty strutty strutty....
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Titty titty strutty strutty....
    You aint worried about no french fry, you all up in that!! LOL
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    eww this threaad is nasty. 2 old men talking about loli's. That's wrong. Hi JM Hi bri HURRY UP AND GIVE ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY AND YOUR INHERITANCE RICHY RICH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    eww this threaad is nasty. 2 old men talking about loli's. That's wrong. Hi JM Hi bri HURRY UP AND GIVE ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY AND YOUR INHERITANCE RICHY RICH!!
    Inherit deez nutz
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    Inherit deez nutz
    hell no. Your sag's all the way to the bottom. F that crap. I dont want no saggy nuts.

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    DJ SPEEKS TR00F! tibby has wondar sounz!

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    bwhahahaha rich is already PRE gaming for the sleepover bwhahaha better take those one a day mens rich bwhahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bwhahahaha rich is already PRE gaming for the sleepover bwhahaha better take those one a day mens rich bwhahahahaha
    JM, you must not know how sleepovers work. There's about 10 girls in their bra's and undies hitting each other with pillows..
    and by the end of the night.. theyre naked



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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri.
    JM, you must not know how sleepovers work. There's about 10 girls in their bra's and undies hitting each other with pillows..
    and by the end of the night.. theyre naked

    Would these 10 girls be in need of some choice male DJ entertainment???
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    Would these 10 girls be in need of some choice male DJ entertainment???
    OH of course they would!
    :boobies:


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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri.
    OH of course they would!
    :boobies:
    It's good to be the DJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri.
    JM, you must not know how sleepovers work. There's about 10 girls in their bra's and undies hitting each other with pillows..
    and by the end of the night.. theyre naked

    Works for me! I am there!
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    bwhahahah teh fisheys! bwhahaha right?

    where is tiff o bitties when you need her! FISHY FISHY FISHY! bwhahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bwhahahah teh fisheys! bwhahaha right?

    where is tiff o bitties when you need her! FISHY FISHY FISHY! bwhahaha
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    asian girls squirm and squeal like lil pigs when you pop there cherry. Not sure about white. I think they slap you or something.

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    bri you must not know how I work....

    there are 10 girls, i pick which ones i like, the other girls do their make up and pillow fighting... the other girls i pick up and losing their make up and pillow BITING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bri you must not know how I work....

    there are 10 girls, i pick which ones i like, the other girls do their make up and pillow fighting... the other girls i pick up and losing their make up and pillow BITING.
    oh really now?

    and how many of these girls would you be picking?
    they're all types..
    My friends are all white besides Tina, she is an asian



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    YOU ARE WRONG BRI!!!At the end they get naked and practice FRENCH KISSING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    YOU ARE WRONG BRI!!!At the end they get naked and practice FRENCH KISSING!!!
    You forgot the lesbian 69 action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    YOU ARE WRONG BRI!!!At the end they get naked and practice FRENCH KISSING!!!
    oh yeah i forgot about that..
    but thats an everynight thing that occurs.
    it doesnt JUST happen at sleepovers!


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    see above posts... such tasteless and simple moves children... they're going to be practicing the helicopter to lotus blossom

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    I know one sleep over they brought out the "special toys." I liked watching it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    I know one sleep over they brought out the "special toys." I liked watching it though.
    OH MY GAWD.
    no comment.

    my bff caitlin has a "toy"



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