haley is teh sexzors! wanna hear our morning conversation.... BRB eye has eet!


me: *yawn* hey baby, lets take it easy today

haley: *yawn* i like it when you call me baby. you're always so gentle in the mornings

me: well i know you like to be caressed softly and i'll let you warm up a bit its kinda chilly

haley: yeah, thank you, but you know it always makes me hotter when you are inside me, pushing all the right buttons

me: goodness woman, so early and already rev happy i can see.... i like it

haley: oops, i meant, wanna get some early morning Vtex sex?

me: heheh you know it!

haley: well i'm all warm and ready to scream now

me: awww suki suki now? talk to me in japanese?

haley: of course. lets get those twisties baby..

me: easy 1st... easy 2nd...

haley: come on shift harder, keep it in longer, you know its better when its a little rough

me: ok lets do this

haley: *oh fuck me* vroooooom.......VTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK-GASM

me: woo hoo! oh chit! a dub!

haley: but aren't we friends with dubs? well...lil gen 5 turbos @ least...

me: hmm i guess your right... but wait... whats that?

haley: i'd say its breakfast heheh

me: hahah silly haley so you wanna get some 4(cyl) play in this morning

haley: oooo tickles me in all the right places.... FUK A DUB THIS FLOWERS ABOUT TO RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: ZOMG WAYT!

haley: VTAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

me: *dubby makes noise goes no where* that was painful to watch...*cry*

haley: chuddup you know you liked it.... giggle

me: hehehe your right... but we are still friends with boostie dubs...

haley: nuh uh! only that curry kid... others are just prey in my eyes...

me: ooo naughty. someone needs a good bath, and maybe a little... polishing *wink wink*

haley: hehehe please... little loli haley's been bad and dirty... she needs a bath

me: oh my... tonight? in the dark? under the stars...

haley: totally...

me: aww we're @ work now...

haley: *cry* its ok i'll be here waiting... sun bathing... btw don't forget to order the "special mod" giggle