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    Default WHY ARE ASIAN EYES LIKE NEVER OPEN?

    FOR REFERENCE:



    LIKE..WHEN YALL GET EXCITED; ACCIDENT, ORGASM, ETC, DO YOUR EYES EVER OPEN UP LIKE NORMAL HUMANS?

    I MEAN I KNOW THE REASON YALL EYES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE IS CUZ ALL YALL MOUTHS ARE STINK AND AS AN AUTOMATIC THING, YALL SQUINT YALL EYES..THEN IT JUST GOT STUCK..AMIRITE



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    Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?

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    ^LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?



    He's got you there Sammich.

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    It's to keep the rice out, and to prevent being poked with chop sticks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?
    WHY ARE YALL 'CHICKEN' WINGS ORANGE?

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    ANSWER TO YOUR QUES, CUZ OF THE LIMITED LIGHT THATS ABLE TO PASS BTWN UR CLOSED EYES...THE REFLECTION FROM NEGRAY TEEF ALLOW U TO SEE US



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    why does sammich keep posting stupid ass threads?















    lol. nvm, he's black

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    Well if your an asian like me its bcuz you smoke mary jane

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    why do white ppl always make more money and always hold down the black man?? jk i dont really care ITS AWESOME!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaGen2Teg
    Well if your an asian like me its bcuz you smoke mary jane
    THERES NO SUCH CHICK THAT LIVES IN ASIA...COME AGAIN HO CHUNG



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    my eyes are chinky cuz i smoke weed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    why do white ppl always make more money and always hold down the black man?? jk i dont really care ITS AWESOME!!!
    QFT

    WHITE POWER

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    One of my best friends is asian.....he can't drive worth a SHIT! Ill remind him of this on occasion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie
    One of my best friends is asian.....he can't drive worth a SHIT! Ill remind him of this on occasion.


    I HEARD RAN AND GEORGE SWERVE TOO..AND ITS NOT JUST TO FLASH THEIR WHEELS



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    Why are black people ignorant and complain all the time? And everything has to be there way? Why cant we just lynch Sammich to start back the good ol' days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Why are black people ignorant and complain all the time? And everything has to be there way? Why cant we just lynch Sammich to start back the good ol' days?
    pretty sure u'd be hanging out w/ me too there chinkster



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    because they're scheming bastards


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    pretty sure u'd be hanging out w/ me too there chinkster
    No cuz white people need us to do there dry cleaning and make fried rice. You are useless. All you do is leech welfare and white people hate that cuz other white people need it. Us asians dont need welfare unlike someone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    No cuz white people need us to do there dry cleaning and make fried rice. You are useless. All you do is leech welfare and white people hate that cuz other white people need it. Us asians dont need welfare unlike someone.
    I disagree. Of course, I myself have little use for darkies. But what would all the bros do if they couldn't dance around to Soulja Boy? I guess they would still have Corey Smith though........

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    When white people act black.......discuss..........

    Especially when you talk/act one way then switch to another. .
    Last edited by stephanie; 10-30-2008 at 02:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    pretty sure u'd be hanging out w/ me too there chinkster


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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie
    When white people act black.......discuss..........

    Especially when you talk/act one way then switch to another. .


    How does one talk " Black or White"?

    Not all Black people communicate via Ebonics and not all White people speak proper English either.


    Fail by default.

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    Sit at my desk one day and you will know what I am talking about.
    You can hear this one person change the way she talks.....why not talk the same way all day.
    What I'm saying is just be who you are and don't front.
    Its kinda like my sister who is from up north speaking with a southern accent then talking without the accent around certain people

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephanie
    Sit at my desk one day and you will know what I am talking about.
    You can hear this one person change the way she talks.....why not talk the same way all day.
    What I'm saying is just be who you are and don't front.
    Its kinda like my sister who is from up north speaking with a southern accent then talking without the accent around certain people


    I can understand what you're saying about people not being themselves.
    However, where I disagree with you is the the black people white people talk view point.

    All people should speak proper English and our society and more importantly the Black culture, has allowed Ebonics to become the problem it is today. Ebonics, while stereotypical, is not representative of all Black people just as hick talk isn't representative of all White people.

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    What I should have done is post a thread about how my co worker annoys the shit out of me. Please move her away......I am sooo aggravated today from work.

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    Gooks are far too complex to fully describe.

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    I often make fun of my polish heritage. Pollock jokes are fun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    No cuz white people need us to do there dry cleaning and make fried rice. You are useless. All you do is leech welfare and white people hate that cuz other white people need it. Us asians dont need welfare unlike someone.
    yall dont use welfare cuz yall food consist of such things as rats/mice, dogs, cats, vultures, and other uncommon 'delicacies'

    ps why is there serious talk in muh thread...this thread are not serious, unless we talking bout burning down the chinese restuarants



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Why can I only see black folks at night if they smile?
    THAT'S NOT TRUE







    their eyes look like two hard boiled eggs floating in a bucket of used motor oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    This thread are not serious, unless we talking bout burning down the chinese restuarants
    That would smell delicious.

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