For those of you who know "Ricky Bobby"

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10-29-2008, 11:06 PM
boostleak

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Originally Posted by Five0z28

She said it wasn't her fault. But then again this is coming from a girl that flipped her last car on a dirt road going 25mph lol:goodjob:

:eek::lmfao:
10-29-2008, 11:06 PM
Motivation

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Originally Posted by Five0z28

She said it wasn't her fault. But then again this is coming from a girl that flipped her last car on a dirt road going 25mph lol:goodjob:

Wow, Tina sucks at driving... :lmao:
10-29-2008, 11:07 PM
Five0z28

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Originally Posted by boostleak

Actually it was in stop and go traffic and the girl behind her didnt understand break to gas and well there is the rest. the best part was GSP was right behind them and got it on tape :police: you say WTF i say settlement check. lolol

Effin sweet dude I luv it when cops do their job! Usually they are too busy tailgating me to see what every1 else is doing lol:2up:
10-29-2008, 11:09 PM
boostleak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Five0z28

Effin sweet dude I luv it when cops do their job! Usually they are too busy tailgating me to see what every1 else is doing lol:2up:

lol, yeah man the cop was like 2-3 cars back no "HI im on your ass" ordeal or anything. lol
10-29-2008, 11:10 PM
Five0z28

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Originally Posted by Motivation

Wow, Tina sucks at driving... :lmao:

Just a little lol. Hell I'm glad we didn't hook up. If I ever rode wit her I might've got gat:doh:
10-29-2008, 11:11 PM
Five0z28

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Originally Posted by boostleak

lol, yeah man the cop was like 2-3 cars back no "HI im on your ass" ordeal or anything. lol

Ew I'm a homophobe. Only girl cops allowed on my ass lol:bump:
10-29-2008, 11:12 PM
Motivation

lulz.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...enDrivers1.jpg
10-29-2008, 11:14 PM
redmanhart

I'm glad he's ok. I hope like hell he learned a valuable lesson and doesn't test his luck again, because I think he might have used it all up after this incident.
10-29-2008, 11:14 PM
boostleak

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Originally Posted by Motivation

lulz.

WTF? Why arnt any cars on fire? or cell phones going off and "OH.... MY...GAWD you wont believe what just happen".
10-29-2008, 11:15 PM
boostleak

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Originally Posted by redmanhart

I'm glad he's ok. I hope like hell he learned a valuable lesson and doesn't test his luck again, because I think he might have used it all up after this incident.

No your not. Go ahead be a genuine asshole...
10-29-2008, 11:15 PM
redmanhart

Honestly Tim, how the fuck does something like that happen? lol
10-29-2008, 11:16 PM
Five0z28

Thats awesome lol. Not even mom is that bad at driving. She had me grabbin the jesus handle in the dodge tonight though:eek:
10-29-2008, 11:18 PM
redmanhart

I can't be that big of an asshole man, I don't know him well enough to say really bad things about him without actually feeling bad.
10-29-2008, 11:18 PM
Motivation

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmanhart

Honestly Tim, how the fuck does something like that happen? lol

Read the bottom of the pic and it will explain it. :lmfao: lol, I dunno though. I try to stay out of those kind of situations.
10-29-2008, 11:18 PM
Five0z28

Cause rice don't burn dumbass :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by boostleak

WTF? Why arnt any cars on fire? or cell phones going off and "OH.... MY...GAWD you wont believe what just happen".
10-29-2008, 11:19 PM
Motivation

Randall, you need the sig that Donnie edited for you with Yoshi... lol
10-29-2008, 11:19 PM
redmanhart

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Originally Posted by Motivation

Read the bottom of the pic and it will explain it. :lmfao: lol, I dunno though. I try to stay out of those kind of situations.

I should hope like hell that no one in their right minds says "you know, I feel like being part of something BIG today. I think I'll start a 20 car pile up."
10-29-2008, 11:21 PM
Motivation

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Originally Posted by redmanhart

I should hope like hell that no one in their right minds says "you know, I feel like being part of something BIG today. I think I'll start a 20 car pile up."

lol, well talk to Ryan (FlipKing) then. :lmfao: Wait, you said in their right mind... nvm :doh:
10-29-2008, 11:21 PM
Five0z28

My computer is making funny noises...
10-29-2008, 11:22 PM
redmanhart

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Originally Posted by Motivation

Randall, you need the sig that Donnie edited for you with Yoshi... lol

Nah, I need to get someone to make one with my car, Yoshi, and a wookie lol.
10-29-2008, 11:22 PM
boostleak

Quote:

Originally Posted by redmanhart

I should hope like hell that no one in their right minds says "you know, I feel like being part of something BIG today. I think I'll start a 20 car pile up."

OH god i LOL'd So hard :lmfao:
10-29-2008, 11:24 PM
Five0z28

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Originally Posted by Motivation

lol, well talk to Ryan (FlipKing) then. :lmfao: Wait, you said in their right mind... nvm :doh:

Yeah he uses his left mind lol
10-29-2008, 11:24 PM
boostleak

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.February 1, 1993James Macdonals and William Shoesmith, both 26, were sentenced to five years in prison for bank robbery. According to his lawyer, Macdonald hated his robbery work and had to drink before each job.For what was to be the pair's last job, he got fall-down drunk and had to be carried by Shoesmith into the bank to pull off the heist.......... The two were soon captured.
10-29-2008, 11:26 PM
redmanhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostleak

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.February 1, 1993James Macdonals and William Shoesmith, both 26, were sentenced to five years in prison for bank robbery. According to his lawyer, Macdonald hated his robbery work and had to drink before each job.For what was to be the pair's last job, he got fall-down drunk and had to be carried by Shoesmith into the bank to pull off the heist.......... The two were soon captured.

I honestly don't know what to say to that...............other than wow. They were committed to the cause. Even after his partner got trashed, they still thought that they could pull of the robbery. lol
10-29-2008, 11:27 PM
Five0z28

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostleak

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.February 1, 1993James Macdonals and William Shoesmith, both 26, were sentenced to five years in prison for bank robbery. According to his lawyer, Macdonald hated his robbery work and had to drink before each job.For what was to be the pair's last job, he got fall-down drunk and had to be carried by Shoesmith into the bank to pull off the heist.......... The two were soon captured.

Wow criminals are stupid:screwy: wtf does that have to do with falling off a motorcycle?
10-29-2008, 11:28 PM
Motivation

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Originally Posted by redmanhart

I honestly don't know what to say to that...............other than wow. They were committed to the cause. Even after his partner got trashed, they still thought that they could pull of the robbery. lol

That's called dedication. :goodjob:

What was this thread about again? ha
10-29-2008, 11:29 PM
Motivation

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Originally Posted by Five0z28

I'mn glad criminals are stupid:screwy:

So, you're a criminal? lol
10-29-2008, 11:33 PM
Five0z28

Hell who knows...
10-29-2008, 11:34 PM
Five0z28

asshole I fixed it I already said only girls allowed on my ass lol

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Originally Posted by Motivation

So, you're a criminal? lol
10-29-2008, 11:36 PM
Five0z28

wtf does the computer say 1030 and my phone says 1130?
10-29-2008, 11:37 PM
boostleak

Horoscope By Adam Sandler

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
10-29-2008, 11:38 PM
boostleak

Watching for suicide

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him. I LOLOL'ed
10-29-2008, 11:43 PM
Five0z28

Hell sounds like sum1 wanted the pleasure of doing it to him lol

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Originally Posted by boostleak

Watching for suicide

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him. I LOLOL'ed
10-29-2008, 11:47 PM
Motivation

Quote:

Originally Posted by boostleak

Watching for suicide

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him. I LOLOL'ed

Our tax dollars at good use right there. :rolleyes:

Anyways, I'm out for the night... later
10-29-2008, 11:50 PM
Five0z28

Bish...psh...
10-29-2008, 11:53 PM
ACCORDPRIDE

not trying to be a jerk but ricky bobby did have a liscence and insurance
hes doing as good as a guy that slid on his side for 160ft can do i guess
the wound center said they are treating his road rash like a 3rd degree burn
his bike is fu$ked - it has no plactic on one side or a seat and drug a whole in the enigne case
he still 100% retarded-he has not learned a lesson at all
the only thing he keeps saying is "if i had a 1000 he wouldnt have caught me"
ignorance=bliss i guess
10-29-2008, 11:57 PM
boostleak

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACCORDPRIDE

not trying to be a jerk but ricky bobby did have a liscence and insurance
hes doing as good as a guy that slid on his side for 160ft can do i guess
the wound center said they are treating his road rash like a 3rd degree burn
his bike is fu$ked - it has no plactic on one side or a seat and drug a whole in the enigne case
he still 100% retarded-he has not learned a lesson at all
the only thing he keeps saying is "if i had a 1000 he wouldnt have caught me"
ignorance=bliss i guess

Predicate the up-date man :cheers:. Any ways guys im off to the beds.

Laters
10-30-2008, 12:03 AM
slostang

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACCORDPRIDE

not trying to be a jerk but ricky bobby did have a liscence and insurance
hes doing as good as a guy that slid on his side for 160ft can do i guess
the wound center said they are treating his road rash like a 3rd degree burn
his bike is fu$ked - it has no plactic on one side or a seat and drug a whole in the enigne case
he still 100% retarded-he has not learned a lesson at all
the only thing he keeps saying is "if i had a 1000 he wouldnt have caught me"
ignorance=bliss i guess

that's just sad.
10-30-2008, 12:03 AM
OneSlow5pt0

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACCORDPRIDE

not trying to be a jerk but ricky bobby did have a liscence and insurance
hes doing as good as a guy that slid on his side for 160ft can do i guess
the wound center said they are treating his road rash like a 3rd degree burn
his bike is fu$ked - it has no plactic on one side or a seat and drug a whole in the enigne case
he still 100% retarded-he has not learned a lesson at all
the only thing he keeps saying is "if i had a 1000 he wouldnt have caught me"
ignorance=bliss i guess

lol,are u serious?
10-30-2008, 12:06 AM
ACCORDPRIDE

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Originally Posted by HypnoToad

lol,are u serious?

wat do you think??:screwy:

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