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    Default Curse my weak bladder!!! but damn it Chickfila isn't the shit

    I got a #1 combo this morning with a large sweet tea and now I can't sit down for 10 minutes without having to go take a piss. WTF is in this?!

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    acid!!!!! ......1

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    Hmmmm, you'd think you would have figured out by now what the real cause of all this is. Be kind to Chik-fil-A man, they didn't cause you to have to endure all this trauma. If you must blame someone, blame your little pussy bladder.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    If you must blame someone, blame your little pussy bladder.
    F*ck that, I've got an iron bladder. I can drink any other drink from any other restaurant and be fine for most of the day. Yet if I take one sip of Chick-Fil-A's sweet tea then I've gotta make a mad dash for the toilet. This has got to be some kind of domestic terrorism.

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    maybe you have a bladder infection?

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    BEWLCHIT! you got the bladder of a 5 yr old girl! you ALWAYS get a sweet tea knowing good and well that you're going to have to piss in like 5 minutes! no sympathy amy3!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I got a #1 combo this morning with a large sweet tea and now I can't sit down for 10 minutes without having to go take a piss. WTF is in this?!
    Watch what you say about chick-fila............. and i mean this..

    Remember in the bible where it says Jesus sits to the right of his father................................... the dude that started chick-fila sits to the left.......

    with every bite of every nugget/sandwich you get closer to heaven............. as a matter of fact i'm pretty sure heaven is really just a ginormous snow laden dwarf house..............


    instead of saying a sinners prayer and asking for forgiveness.. i normally just say... "Can i get a number one... no pickle??... Amen"


    in other words... Jesus and Chick-Fila are one in the same...

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    bwhahahahaha killer bwhahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    bwhahahahaha killer bwhahaha
    seriously... you ever seen someone not in complete and total bliss in a chick-fila????

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    ahhaahh at killer!!!!! ..........1

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Killer again.

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    yes but generally they are very large people who can't get enough of the the fried chicken sammiches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    as a matter of fact i'm pretty sure heaven is really just a ginormous snow laden dwarf house..............
    Reps for that if I can.

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    i was about to go to cfa but breakfest is over.

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    ya'll think i'm joking is what's really funny..... lol...


    i could eat chick-fila every meal of the day........... mmmmmmmmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
    i was about to go to cfa but breakfest is over.
    and to think you only missed it by ten minutes i feel for ya, man... i really do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer


    i could eat chick-fila every meal of the day........... mmmmmmmmmmm
    Me too, had it for lunch the past 2 days in a row that caesar wrap is da bomb

    "You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."

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    Maybe bc you down that large sweat tea? That mess makes me go pee every 10 mins too
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    Ahh Chick-Fil-A The Food of GODS!!!


    I'm with killer on this i could eat there every day for the rest of my life!!!


    Their lemonade is the Best!!!
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    fuck there lemonade and shit, that cookies and cream milkshake! :idb:

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    their milkshakes have like 800 calories! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot
    their milkshakes have like 800 calories! LOL
    why argue a good thing?

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    seriously... i had to force myself to stop eating it so much..

    i'd go like twice a day... and get #1 no pickle value sized with dr pepper.... AND an 8count nugget...w/bbq/honey/texas pete...........

    now i just get #1 no pickle and just large drink... (cause it lasts all day in those sick as shit styrofoam cups!!! woot!!!

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    fyi tea is a urea laxative and a diuretic


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    fyi tea is a urea laxative and a diuretic
    Well damn, that explains it all right there!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I got a #1 combo this morning with a large sweet tea and now I can't sit down for 10 minutes without having to go take a piss. WTF is in this?!
    LOL @ peanut-bladder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uproot
    their milkshakes have like 800 calories! LOL
    Well my old mans on the way with lunch so i can use all the extra calories
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    ok.... greatest thing ever just happened to me.. and i feel it's because of my first post in the thread...


    SO... i had an item for sale on CL.. really needed the cash... and just haven't gotten any hits................ WELL today i get one... and the prospect is READY TO BUY TODAY!!! so... i tell them i can meet them at lunch time... they chose to meet at perimeter... which is fine with me.......

    on the way there i'm keeping my eyes peeled for a chick-fila.. didn't see not a one.. (and i wasn't about to go to the food court!!!)...

    i get there... i sell the item... i leave... and BAM! i make a wrong turn on the way back............. BUT low and behold... a little piece of heaven... wrapped in red/white... with a chicken head on it's sign............................................. mmmmmmmmmmmmm


    now, not only have i been craving chick-fila ridiculously.. but i've been ridiculously broke... and on the one day that i praise jesus/chick-fila owner........ not only do i get some cash... but i get to put those sweet morsels of peanut oil fried chicken in my mouth......


    i've been blessed....

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    it is loli juice from the finest of JM factories in the southeast

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    I went to Taco Bell for lunch and have a large Mtn.Dew Baja Blast. I've drank like half of it and I'm fine. I'm telling you all, Chick-Fil-A has something f*cked up going in their tea.

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    blaming chickfila for your weak ass bladder? now i know you're fucked up in the head nate

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