Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
An inflatable doll isn't animated. But your hand, on the other...er....uh...hand, is live. To make your own hand unhappy is a far worse predicament to be in, lolol. Later, QD.

But if you can't even keep something not living, happy, isn't that worse than him not satisfying his hand. Except, an insult could be since he's gay, his hand is always satisfied stroking his happy stick... and his happy stick loves the touch of a man. Yea.

K, I'm done.