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  1. 10-23-2008, 04:33 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.S.
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    ok.. stinky penis...

    when you go pee and shake instead of actually wiping.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GROSS.

    Then if you are all sweaty.. or just dont clean ur shit.. STINKY! hahaha
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    i don't know bout everybody else, but i wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shugarl0
    ok.. stinky penis...

    when you go pee and shake instead of actually wiping.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GROSS.

    Then if you are all sweaty.. or just dont clean ur shit.. STINKY! hahaha
    I don't know what men's bathroom you've been in, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper posted up @ a urinal...
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    Julio go take him some Febreeze...it will get the stinky smell out of any carpet!!!
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    haha.. i had this chick in school that wanted to go at it. so we go back to her place with her friend, started fingerin her and it started to smell nasty, well i told her that i couldnt do it and i walked out and her friend made a smart ass comment sayen i had to be a min man. so i took my fingers and started to put them in her face, well i guess she didnt breath for a second cause when i put my fingers in her face she decided she was gonna be smart and bite my finger! well she found out really really fast why i stopped! she actually threw up on her!!! so needless to say after i made her wash her mouth out with a full bottle of mouth wash and brush her teeth about 5 times while i stood there, we went to her place and had sex! so it all worked out in the end!
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  7. 10-23-2008, 09:28 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I don't know what men's bathroom you've been in, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper posted up @ a urinal...
    Urine comes out of the body sterile. Unless your kidneys don't work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper
    haha.. i had this chick in school that wanted to go at it. so we go back to her place with her friend, started fingerin her and it started to smell nasty, well i told her that i couldnt do it and i walked out and her friend made a smart ass comment sayen i had to be a min man. so i took my fingers and started to put them in her face, well i guess she didnt breath for a second cause when i put my fingers in her face she decided she was gonna be smart and bite my finger! well she found out really really fast why i stopped! she actually threw up on her!!! so needless to say after i made her wash her mouth out with a full bottle of mouth wash and brush her teeth about 5 times while i stood there, we went to her place and had sex! so it all worked out in the end!
    Good story!:idb:
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  9. 10-23-2008, 09:39 PM #49
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    Flak monkeys gif is fucking HILARIOUS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flak_monkey
    Urine comes out of the body sterile. Unless your kidneys don't work.
    I know that, but I was replying to this post.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shugarl0
    ok.. stinky penis...

    when you go pee and shake instead of actually wiping.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GROSS.
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  11. 11-29-2008, 11:50 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    I don't know what men's bathroom you've been in, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper posted up @ a urinal...
    lmao, true

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  12. 11-29-2008, 11:55 PM #52
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    Either they have never used douche bag before or there infested with zergling and hydralisk.
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  13. 11-30-2008, 12:04 AM #53
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    Pics of said skank
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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  14. 11-30-2008, 04:27 AM #54
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    Smells like tuna, Tastes like Chicken.....Close your nose and keep on lickin'.....If that's what works for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper
    haha.. i had this chick in school that wanted to go at it. so we go back to her place with her friend, started fingerin her and it started to smell nasty, well i told her that i couldnt do it and i walked out and her friend made a smart ass comment sayen i had to be a min man. so i took my fingers and started to put them in her face, well i guess she didnt breath for a second cause when i put my fingers in her face she decided she was gonna be smart and bite my finger! well she found out really really fast why i stopped! she actually threw up on her!!! so needless to say after i made her wash her mouth out with a full bottle of mouth wash and brush her teeth about 5 times while i stood there, we went to her place and had sex! so it all worked out in the end!

    I call BS
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  16. 11-30-2008, 06:16 AM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.C
    Either they have never used douche bag before or there infested with zergling and hydralisk.
    this is now definitely sigged


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    Smells like tuna, Tastes like Chicken.....Close your nose and keep on lickin'.....If that's what works for you.
    I prefer no taste at all...makes for better times.l
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  18. 11-30-2008, 10:22 AM #58
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    lmao @ Falcon punch gif...
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    oh no.. definitly a true story.
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