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10-23-2008, 04:33 PM
TurboRiceCooker

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Originally Posted by T.S.

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Learn to read:english:
10-23-2008, 04:56 PM
Shugarl0

ok.. stinky penis...

when you go pee and shake instead of actually wiping.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GROSS.

Then if you are all sweaty.. or just dont clean ur shit.. STINKY! hahaha
10-23-2008, 05:01 PM
TurboRiceCooker

i don't know bout everybody else, but i wipe.
10-23-2008, 07:31 PM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shugarl0

ok.. stinky penis...

when you go pee and shake instead of actually wiping.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GROSS.

Then if you are all sweaty.. or just dont clean ur shit.. STINKY! hahaha

I don't know what men's bathroom you've been in, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper posted up @ a urinal...
10-23-2008, 07:43 PM
PhatbacK

Julio go take him some Febreeze...it will get the stinky smell out of any carpet!!!
10-23-2008, 07:59 PM
Kasper

haha.. i had this chick in school that wanted to go at it. so we go back to her place with her friend, started fingerin her and it started to smell nasty, well i told her that i couldnt do it and i walked out and her friend made a smart ass comment sayen i had to be a min man. so i took my fingers and started to put them in her face, well i guess she didnt breath for a second cause when i put my fingers in her face she decided she was gonna be smart and bite my finger! well she found out really really fast why i stopped! she actually threw up on her!!! so needless to say after i made her wash her mouth out with a full bottle of mouth wash and brush her teeth about 5 times while i stood there, we went to her place and had sex! so it all worked out in the end!
10-23-2008, 09:28 PM
flak_monkey

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Originally Posted by DieselNuts

I don't know what men's bathroom you've been in, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper posted up @ a urinal...

Urine comes out of the body sterile. Unless your kidneys don't work.
10-23-2008, 09:28 PM
flak_monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasper

haha.. i had this chick in school that wanted to go at it. so we go back to her place with her friend, started fingerin her and it started to smell nasty, well i told her that i couldnt do it and i walked out and her friend made a smart ass comment sayen i had to be a min man. so i took my fingers and started to put them in her face, well i guess she didnt breath for a second cause when i put my fingers in her face she decided she was gonna be smart and bite my finger! well she found out really really fast why i stopped! she actually threw up on her!!! so needless to say after i made her wash her mouth out with a full bottle of mouth wash and brush her teeth about 5 times while i stood there, we went to her place and had sex! so it all worked out in the end!

Good story!:idb:
10-23-2008, 09:39 PM
ironchef

Flak monkeys gif is fucking HILARIOUS!
10-23-2008, 10:16 PM
DieselNuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by flak_monkey

Urine comes out of the body sterile. Unless your kidneys don't work.

I know that, but I was replying to this post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shugarl0

ok.. stinky penis...

when you go pee and shake instead of actually wiping.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GROSS.
11-29-2008, 11:50 PM
jr4mny

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieselNuts

I don't know what men's bathroom you've been in, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper posted up @ a urinal...

lmao, true

you gotta sniff it, b4 u tip it:goodjob:
11-29-2008, 11:55 PM
G.C

Either they have never used douche bag before or there infested with zergling and hydralisk.
11-30-2008, 12:04 AM
Friggintitsman

Pics of said skank
11-30-2008, 04:27 AM
Seymour222

Smells like tuna, Tastes like Chicken.....Close your nose and keep on lickin'.....If that's what works for you.
11-30-2008, 05:44 AM
bigdare23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasper

haha.. i had this chick in school that wanted to go at it. so we go back to her place with her friend, started fingerin her and it started to smell nasty, well i told her that i couldnt do it and i walked out and her friend made a smart ass comment sayen i had to be a min man. so i took my fingers and started to put them in her face, well i guess she didnt breath for a second cause when i put my fingers in her face she decided she was gonna be smart and bite my finger! well she found out really really fast why i stopped! she actually threw up on her!!! so needless to say after i made her wash her mouth out with a full bottle of mouth wash and brush her teeth about 5 times while i stood there, we went to her place and had sex! so it all worked out in the end!

I call BS
11-30-2008, 06:16 AM
Stormhammer

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Originally Posted by G.C

Either they have never used douche bag before or there infested with zergling and hydralisk.

this is now definitely sigged
11-30-2008, 08:54 AM
ALVIN

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Originally Posted by Seymour222

Smells like tuna, Tastes like Chicken.....Close your nose and keep on lickin'.....If that's what works for you.

I prefer no taste at all...makes for better times.l
11-30-2008, 10:22 AM
Julio

lmao @ Falcon punch gif...
11-30-2008, 10:42 PM
Kasper

oh no.. definitly a true story.

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