
Originally Posted by
DrivenMind
I know this is a serious issue but this quote by Hitchens made me laugh my ass off. IRL
"I pose a hypothetical question. As a man of some fifty-seven years of age, imagine I am discovered sucking the penis of a baby boy. I ask you to picture your own outrage and revulsion. Ah, but I have my explanation all ready. I am a mohel: an appointed circumciser and foreskin remover. My authority comes from an ancient text, which commands me to take a baby boy's penis in my hand, cut around the prepuce, and complete the action by taking his penis in my mouth, sucking off the foreskin, and spitting out the amputated flap along with a mouthful of blood and saliva."