LOL

[Alan®]

Did I hurt anyone last night? No. Did I make a mistake? yes. You're making this a bigger deal than it is. Nothing bad happened. So my actions didn't have any negative consequences. Why are you so worked up?

LOL. You have obviously missed the point. The fact that you made poor decisions reflect clearly on what type of person you are. If you are willing to DUI than I would hate to see what other kinds of actions you would be willing to partake in.

That's like saying "Hey I built a bomb and was going to blow up a building but for some reason the thing didn't go off so it's ok". You are justifying your actions by saying that simply because nothing bad happens its ok when IT'S NOT OK DUMBASS. You should have just sat in your car and waited for the shit to wear off or called a cab instead of being an inconciderate prick and driving.