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  1. 10-15-2008, 08:37 PM #1
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    Body | Health
    Ha Ha! It is for the men! The lady and girl can skip this story. The Condometric($TBD) is a condom aimed to measure penis' length. A condom with the "ruler", a great idea!
    "Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis' length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we've got. It's about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size."

    Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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  2. 10-15-2008, 08:39 PM #2
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    wow!!!!!!......so this is what truck drivers talk about???!!!! .....1
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  3. 10-15-2008, 08:42 PM #3
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    No. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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  4. 10-15-2008, 11:20 PM #4
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    um almost an excuse to start using condoms

































    keeding
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  5. 10-15-2008, 11:27 PM #5
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    And then, once you orgasm, it doubles as a measuring cup.

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    thats hilarious

    Quote Originally Posted by SiRed94
    And then, once you orgasm, it doubles as a measuring cup.
    lol
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    thank god for the pill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic
    thank god for the pill.
    yea cause no need for you to get embarrassed.
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  9. 10-15-2008, 11:51 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic
    thank god for the pill.
    yes, thank you viagra!
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    yea cause no need for you to get embarrassed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    i'm not impressed , it doesnt measure "girth"
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  12. 10-16-2008, 07:58 AM #12
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    When i'm about to use a condom, I don't really have the time, or the desire, to reassure my manhood by checking the side of a condom to tell me how long my wang is.
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  13. 10-16-2008, 08:15 AM #13
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    another reason to poke her in the eye with it. bish, read those numbers
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    Quote Originally Posted by LexiZ31
    um almost an excuse to start using condoms

































    keeding
    YOU WOULD THINK STD'S WOULD BE A GOOD REASON, BUT SOME PEOPLE DONT MIND THE BURNING SENSATION WHEN THEY PEE!


    SOME POOR BASTARD IS GOING TO KILL THEMSELF OVER THIS CONDOM!
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  15. 10-16-2008, 08:54 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
    i'm not impressed , it doesnt measure "girth"
    why would it matter to you...damned skirt wearin fag rep leaving homo



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiRed94
    And then, once you orgasm, it doubles as a measuring cup.
    Nice
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