Sorry to hear about that man! Just don't let her take the d200 or the tibby :D Best of luck...
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Sorry to hear about that man! Just don't let her take the d200 or the tibby :D Best of luck...
LOLOLOL i knew chinese was foreshadowing, joe... :ninja: i gotta start going with the gut more often.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
but for real, this sounds like it is in everyone's best interest. you never really talk about her or seem like you were 100% happy so this sounds like a good choice. sry that you have to go through it, though.
if you need some whoring skills just ask douchebox joe.
Sorry to hear that buddy, good to know that it seems to be amicable. Good luck with, don't let her change her mind and take you to the cleaners :D. I never understood how courts always award more shit to women, just doesn't make sense :dunno:.
does this mean you and me get to ride on the 4 wheeler together at petit le mans next year? :ninja: :lmfao:
Why you gotta be like that? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Clean
become swingers and enjoy the tax break
Only if you hold on real tight. :ninja: :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®
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Originally Posted by redrumracer
Hahahaha!! Funny thought, but I think not. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by redrumracer
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Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
yeah i was just having to add in my typical responses to these type situations......i'm not even sure i'd want to see that honestly lol
sup brew!
Hehe, it's all good homey. You wouldn't be you without responses like that. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
Wuzzup back at ya brew?! Me, just sitting here at my desk trying to will myself to do some real work. I got so little sleep last night it's not funny. Monster Energy Chaos FTMFW!! :D :goodjob:
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Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
oh i had much worse in mind.....but i held my tongue just for you *winkface*
energy drinks before bed is a no no sir!!! i would absolutely not sleep a wink if i even drank a Mt dew :( ......on that note, i watched castaway with my roomate (who had never seen the movie :eek: ) and made some BALLER BBQ chicken and provolone sandwiches :bowdown:
FIRE!! I........HAVE MADE...........FIRE!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
No, the energy drink is for today. I would never down one before bed, that would be counterproductive to the immediate task at hand. Hehe.
And thanks, I'm yearnin' for some BBQ chikin now, preferably bite size chikin. :D
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Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
werd lol that movie is awesome
SUCKS FOR YOU!!! I HAVE LEFTOVERS FOR LUNCH!!! :eek: :D
Joe -- Old peachtree road in duluth.
that's the exit i was telling you about.
I will find you, and when I do, I will steal your leftovers. :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
BBQ chicken kicks ass!
Remind me again what you were telling me about it. I'm suffering old age here. :thinking: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®
kimchi central, my friend! lololQuote:
Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
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Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
I have been known to kill for less :ninja:
O RLY?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
well i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
:ninja:
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Originally Posted by ironchef
Emeril would have eatin it straight out of Rachael Ray's gaping asshole, it was so delicious!!!
i'd eat grapefruit from rachael ray's asshole...and i dont even like grapefruit:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
Ohhhhh yes, I remember now!! Yeah man, we gotta hit the place up for some pics fo sho. :goodjob:
Is that Super H-Mart off Pleasant Hill?
i have no response to this post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
Have you also been everywhere man? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by GKtib®
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Originally Posted by Sammich
Bitch would be covered in E.V.O.O spouting out the dirtiest, nastiest shit you have ever heard, all while flosses her gaped tooth smile with your veiny cock
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Originally Posted by GKtib®
CHeckmate
wth:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
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Originally Posted by Sammich
i have a vivid imagination :lmao:
i'm thinking you watch nothing but 30 minute meals by rachael ray on DVR:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
I'm gonna have to agree with the kneegray on this one. :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammich
MOTHERFUKER SAID E.V.O.O. LULZ U KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIGURE OUT THAT WAS EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL WHILE WATCHING HER DAMN SHOW LOLOLOLOL
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Originally Posted by Sammich
ehh...that skank disgusts me. I hate her accent and she abbreviates everything.....plus she is too chubby. :D
i do tivo food network though lulz. Everyday Italian, Iron chef, anything paula Dean and Good eats...Alton Brown is the shit!!! :bowdown:
also i would impregnate Giada from Everyday Italian
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MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3
FUK THAT I LOVE ME SOME RACHEL RAY
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Originally Posted by Sammich
she has easily gained another 25 lbs since those heavily doctored pics
Giada FTW
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Pssst, Giada.......I can see down your shirt. :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sport1.3