Public Restroom Rant #349

[Kevykev]

May all those who are too lazy to lift the toilet seat instead of pissing all over it have their pubes infested with the fleas of one thousand camels. I understand its such a hassle, most likely 3 seconds from your life you will never get back, to grab a paper towel or tear off a sheet of toilet paper to lift the seat without actually having to touch it. [/rant]


Here's one to make you think...
Who washes their hands after going to the restroom but not before as well?

I think some people think i'm weird when I do that, but I only do that about 30% of the time.

Wash

Piss

Wash

hold the door handle with paper towel.

Then bounce.

[Sammich]

Piss

Wash

hold the door handle with paper towel.

Then bounce.

THATS MY SEQUENCE

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

I think some people think i'm weird when I do that, but I only do that about 30% of the time.

Wash

Piss

Wash

hold the door handle with paper towel.

Then bounce.

I do the same mahafukin thang except I walk out, not bounce.

weird-o