Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
May all those who are too lazy to lift the toilet seat instead of pissing all over it have their pubes infested with the fleas of one thousand camels. I understand its such a hassle, most likely 3 seconds from your life you will never get back, to grab a paper towel or tear off a sheet of toilet paper to lift the seat without actually having to touch it. [/rant]


Here's one to make you think...
Who washes their hands after going to the restroom but not before as well?
I think some people think i'm weird when I do that, but I only do that about 30% of the time.

Wash

Piss

Wash

hold the door handle with paper towel.

Then bounce.