Public Restroom Rant #349
May all those who are too lazy to lift the toilet seat instead of pissing all over it have their pubes infested with the fleas of one thousand camels. I understand its such a hassle, most likely 3 seconds from your life you will never get back, to grab a paper towel or tear off a sheet of toilet paper to lift the seat without actually having to touch it. [/rant]
Here's one to make you think...
Who washes their hands after going to the restroom but not before as well?
why do white people wash their hands before they piss and walk out after they finish pissin???????????????????????
Originally Posted by Sinfix_15
Don't want to get food stains on the equipment?
It's the same people that piss all over the toilet seat that don't wash their hands before touching their junk.
You wash your hands after doing your business out of respect for other people correct? Yet you have no problem touching the hundreds of items that other people have handled then putting your hands on your junk without washing your hands first? ~Looks up the definition of ignorance...~
I FAIL TO SEE THE RELEVANCE IN WASHING PRIOR TO PISSING, I SEE WHAT YOUR GETTING AT...BUT..STATING IGNORANCE AS A REASON TO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARDS, BUT BEFORE IS.
NOT ONLY DO I WASH AFTERWARDS FOR OTHERS, BUT I WASH AFTERWARDS FOR MYSELF. COMMON COURTESY, AND OTHERS ARE REALLY IGNORANT FOR NOT WASHING AFTERWARDS, BUT WASHING BEFORE
Re-read what I stated in the very first post...I FAIL TO SEE THE RELEVANCE IN WASHING PRIOR TO PISSING, I SEE WHAT YOUR GETTING AT...BUT..STATING IGNORANCE AS A REASON TO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARDS, BUT BEFORE IS
NOT ONLY DO I WASH AFTERWARDS FOR OTHERS, BUT I WASH AFTERWARDS FOR MYSELF. COMMON COURTESY, AND OTHERS ARE REALLY IGNORANT FOR NOT WASHING AFTERWARDS, BUT WASHING BEFORE
"Who washes their hands after going to the restroom but not before AS WELL?"
Think of all the things you've touched that day leading up to going to the restroom, you want all those germs on yourself??? I have no desire to touch any part of my body after being in contact with day to day objects everybody else has handled. A pre-wash sanitizes my hands before I come in contact with myself...out of respect for myself.
It's great you think enough about others after going to the restroom to wash your hands but not having that same respect for yourself is ignorant.
I think some people think i'm weird when I do that, but I only do that about 30% of the time.
Wash
Piss
Wash
hold the door handle with paper towel.
Then bounce.
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
THATS MY SEQUENCEPiss
Wash
hold the door handle with paper towel.
Then bounce.
I do the same mahafukin thang except I walk out, not bounce.I think some people think i'm weird when I do that, but I only do that about 30% of the time.
Wash
Piss
Wash
hold the door handle with paper towel.
Then bounce.
weird-o
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The more interesting question is who actually sits on the toilet in a public restroom? F*ck that. I'll hold it until I get home. lol
done that all my life.
unless i really have to go.................
DO THE SQUAT SQUAT.......
there is no way in hell i would touch a public restroom toilet seat... its already covered in piss and God knows what else... so yeah i will not pick up the seat, srry
The funny thing is most public restrooms are far cleaner than your keyboard. At least in most office environments they are disinfected at least once a day.
In the rare instance I have to use a public restroom I'll grab 3 paper towels: squirt of the sanitizing hand soap on one, wet the second, then a dry third. I think the a$$ gaskets are ridiculous, awkward, and ineffective. I'd much rather spend the few seconds wiping the seat with the sanitizing soap from the sink, then wipe with a damp paper towel so its no longer as as slippery as a stripper in a tub of astroglide, then wipe off with the dry towel...takes 10 seconds to be disinfected.
SCREW ALL THAT...I JUST HOVER OVER THAT SHIZ...DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLEANING ANYTHING..ALL U HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS SPLASH BACK..THAT CAN BE REGULATED BY HOW FAST U SHIT
Bunch of germaphobes in here.
U DONT WORRY CUZ UR CONSTANTLY POPPIN LOLI CHERRIES U NASTY SUMBISH
Hey, virgin blood is known to be good for your health and is even used by select "organizations" to restore youth to those that would bathe in it. Not like I would know anything about that.
AS SOON AS CHICKLETS HIT PUBERTY U DISPOSE OF THEM, NO LONGER RELATING THEM TO GODDESSES...WATTA WHOREHey, virgin blood is known to be good for your health and is even used by select "organizations" to restore youth to those that would bathe in it. Not like I would know anything about that.
Hey, do you eat used food? No. Do you keep leftovers for extensive periods of time? No. Why? Because fresh tastes better!
my dick is made of steel. it never gets germs.
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SO IF YOU DONT WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE, DONT WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER...
I don't understand why everyone flips their shit about not washing your hands after you take a piss. Maybe it's just me, but my dick isn't swarming with AIDS and covered in shit and dirt. It's quite clean. I equate holding my johnson for 30 seconds while pissing to, say, holding hands with my girl. If all of your cocks are dirty to the point where if you don't wash your hands you could infect half of Atlanta then that's your problem.
Finally a person that gets it!
Not saying I don't wash my hands afterwards, just saying if I had to choose I'd much rather wash my hands before than after.
bet you half of i.a's keyboard is dirtier then some public toilets. jack off,type,jack off,play game,piss,shit,eat,chat,scratches nuts,friend comes in with his jacked off hands,chats,cough,sneeze etc.
:idb:
Fuck public restrooms period. I wait until I get home!
"Damn, Its Tyler"RaceReadyDevelopments
The faucets are dirt too. Think about it.
Some one takes a piss. Then goes and turns the faucet on with their nasty aids infested hand.
Washes their hands.
Then turns the faucet off.
(The faucet is still aids infested, it doesn't clean it self)
So the faucet just keeps getting dirtier and dirtier with germs until someone washes it.
Not everywhere has the touchless faucets with the sensors.
Fuck touching things. I trained me self to whip it out, piss with no hands, and whip it back in.
Reps for you
"Damn, Its Tyler"RaceReadyDevelopments
or squat?
you ain't gotta wash if your dick is clean.
I seriously make a point to piss on the seat just to be an ass.
Sometimes that's just not an option. I avoid it if I can, but sometimes you just gotta shit and home is too far away.
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You could just piss in the sink and or urinal to avoid the confusion. Or just be a real anti-penis and piss sitting down. hahaha
And I agree with you guys about not wanting to shit in public that's damn near the ultimate in male vulnerability.
I'd punch myself in the face before ever sitting in a public bathroom.
F all that noise.
Sometimes I just turn on the faucet some everyone thinks I washed my hands.
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