Quote Originally Posted by fcman
Mr. wAg3n,

We are almost sorry to inform you that your position has been terminated as of 3 weeks ago. We didn't feel like telling you because we like free labor. You will not receive any further pay. You may continue to work, however you will not be allowed to open your mouth. Failure to comply with these terms may result in:

Immediate removal from the building
Mouth slapped off
Replacement of current vehicle with 1993 Geo Metro (custom flame paint included)

Thanks,
Management
mr. asshat,

your jokes and attempts at whitty humor are not funny, please enjoy a nice hot cup of stfu. failure to comply with these terms may result in ban.

thanks,
ia mgt