Target Rep 1: "Halloween is coming along. We need a theme. What could it be?"
Target Rep 2: "Are ghost, goblins, and vampires not good enough?"
Target Rep 1: "Apparently not. Jack-o-lattern sales are down 70%. We need something new!"
Target Rep 3: "I've got it! How about a Japanese tofu monster!"
Target Rep 2: "It's so crazy it just might work!"
Target Rep 1: "BRILLIANT!"

WTF Target?