WHAT DID THE BLACK MAN SAY TO THE JAMAICAN?
FUK U BLOODCLOT
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school?
Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
That one actually took me a minute. lolOriginally Posted by Nitro
What u call dog with no legs?
Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
Ok u 2, don't start anything.
PBS!!!!
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Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
damn i was about to use that one!!! hahahahhaaOriginally Posted by Sammich
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Why did blackboi cross the road?
He was chasing the chicken.
What did the Bishop say when the Pope came out of the bathroom?
Holy sh*t!
How many men will you see at a Nunnery?
Nun
What do you call a gay superhero?
SUPER!
Why couldn't pillows find the sheets?
Because they were under cover.
Why did the blondes come back early from their trip to Disney?
They saw a roadsign that read: "Disneyland Left"
What's the definition of a Jewish dilemma?
Free Pork
What sound does a black truck make when you push the horn?
Honky Honky
OMFG Ran u make my day!!!! thats that spontaneous stupid funny humor that i like!!!!Originally Posted by Ran
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what did the jewish guy say when he walked into the bar!!!!!!
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Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
When U pull a curtain, it means that the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
Why are women like parking spaces?
Bcoz the good ones are always taken and the rest are all disabled!
Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ur job always sucks!!!!!