Q) What do you call a trailer with a family of five living in it?
A) A box of crackers.

Q) What do you call one white guy surrounded by 200 black guys?
A) The Warden

Q) What Irishman can never leave the backyard?
A) Patio Furniture

Q) Why did the Jews spend 40 years in the desert?
A) Moses dropped a quarter.

Q) Why is Advil white?
A) Because it works.