Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Ales, Stouts, and Porters > Pilsners and Lagers.

If you don't like the taste of beer most likely you are drinking a pilsner or a lager. IE: Bud light, budweiser, corona, heineken, etc.

Try drinking something else. Newcastle, Guiness, a hefeweizen (wheat beer, not a ****ing blue moon either), or some sort of pale ale.
So I realize that this is somewhat old, but this is horrible advice imo. Don't get me wrong, Guinness is one of my favorites now, but as a new drinker, hell no. Pilsners and Lagers are gateway beers. You need to be able to handle those before you can move onto the big dogs.

But yeah, for the OP, I'd recommend mixed drinks. Captain and Coke was one of the first mixed drinks I had and enjoyed. I'd give that a shot if you want an easy drink that won't make you look like a girl .