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  1. 01-07-2009, 03:03 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyimportchic
    LOL I totally dont get itt.....but okay....

    Transplant anyone?
    Some women lure men into hotel rooms, drug them, cut em open and steal one of their kidneys (only need 1 to survive). The poor guy then wakes up in an ice-filled bathtub along with a note and a phone to call 911.

    The gang then sells the kidney in the black market for the highest bidder and the chick finds another guy to lure into her trap.

    So... where do you sell your loot? eBay?
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  2. 01-07-2009, 03:11 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    How much if I buy two?
    Come to my office...I mean....barn, and we will make a deal!


    *evil grins*





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  3. 01-07-2009, 03:12 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atlblkz06
    Some women lure men into hotel rooms, drug them, cut em open and steal one of their kidneys (only need 1 to survive). The poor guy then wakes up in an ice-filled bathtub along with a note and a phone to call 911.

    The gang then sells the kidney in the black market for the highest bidder and the chick finds another guy to lure into her trap.

    So... where do you sell your loot? eBay?

    Nahh...take it to the monthly meeting......you know THAT meeting...haha

    Got it? kk! =)
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  4. 01-08-2009, 12:41 AM #44
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    Now that I figured out who the hell Buttons is......this thread makes a lil more sense....sheeesh Autumn...dont do that to me.....LOL

    Being out of the IA loop for 2 weeks has totally kicked my assss....
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  5. 02-10-2009, 11:57 AM #45
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    bump, still need sex0rs
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  6. 02-10-2009, 12:05 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmmmpsi
    bump, still need sex0rs
    geeze....lol Post pics.....I can hook you up with my friend Bri.
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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  7. 02-10-2009, 12:07 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by LizBiz
    geeze....lol Post pics.....I can hook you up with my friend Bri.
    i know we aren't talking about the same Bri, but it made me laugh.
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  8. 02-10-2009, 12:27 PM #48
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    Can you get me women's??

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  9. 04-27-2009, 11:43 PM #49
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    bump
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  10. 04-27-2009, 11:44 PM #50
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    Still needing to get laid!? Damn. LOL
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  11. 04-27-2009, 11:46 PM #51
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    damn everyone needin to get laid
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  12. 04-28-2009, 12:22 AM #52
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    sex is a wonderful thing!

    need shoes for your car? http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...4#post39046234
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  13. 04-28-2009, 12:26 AM #53
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    Go to wild bills and prey on them young girls man!
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  14. 04-28-2009, 12:29 AM #54
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    I'll give u some if u really want, u know... all u gotz to do is aSSk silly goose

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  15. 04-28-2009, 12:53 AM #55
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    mmmmmmmmm young girls..

    Careful too much sex gets you..

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  16. 04-28-2009, 01:27 AM #56
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    ^^^^Condoms. FTW.
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  17. 04-28-2009, 01:38 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    ^^^^Condoms. FTW.
    Condoms. FTL
    Birth Control FTW :idb:
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  18. 04-28-2009, 01:52 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkolby_25
    Condoms. FTL
    Birth Control FTW :idb:
    Bump that. They need to come out with male sperm control.....

    EDIT:That would be uber fail rate....cant count on dudes to take something! They would never take it or "forget"
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  19. 04-28-2009, 01:58 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    Bump that. They need to come out with male spirm control.....

    EDIT:That would be uber fail rate....cant count on dudes to take somthing! THey would never take it or "forget"
    shit i would take the fuck out of it
    i dont think the world is ready for another little me

    ohh and its sperm juss so ya know
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  20. 04-28-2009, 02:01 AM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkolby_25
    shit i would take the fuck out of it
    i dont think the world is ready for another little me

    ohh and its sperm juss so ya know
    I have that?!

    LOL

    The world would definately come to an end with another one of you! haha
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  21. 04-28-2009, 02:04 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    I have that?!

    LOL

    The world would definately come to an end with another one of you! haha
    ohh i see what youve done


    ohh and alot more ugly girls that arent having sex would get too lolz


    if there was another me
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  22. 04-28-2009, 02:23 AM #62
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    theres one on my couch :idb:

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  23. 04-28-2009, 02:26 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by NissanTun3r
    theres one on my couch :idb:
    an ugly girl? lol
    or just a girl in general?

    EDIT: wait who cares? its vag lol
    *puts hand up and waits for high five*
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  24. 04-28-2009, 10:52 AM #64
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    The chick with the most posts in this thread is horny and wants some action.
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  25. 04-28-2009, 10:59 AM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    PM Halfbaked she'll s*ck your d!ck for 20$
    lol wow
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  26. 04-28-2009, 11:28 AM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPORTchic
    ^^^^Condoms. FTW.
    No, creampies FTW.
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  27. 04-28-2009, 11:33 AM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    lol wow
    I never got a PM.

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  28. 04-29-2009, 12:07 AM #68
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    I'd be all over male birth control pill. Then I can find someone to test it out on . "P
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  29. 04-29-2009, 01:25 AM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    No, creampies FTW.
    x2 reps
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    bump for work sex.
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  31. 04-29-2009, 10:11 AM #71
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