I need to get laid..

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Originally Posted by sexyimportchic

LOL I totally dont get itt.....but okay....

Transplant anyone?

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Some women lure men into hotel rooms, drug them, cut em open and steal one of their kidneys (only need 1 to survive). The poor guy then wakes up in an ice-filled bathtub along with a note and a phone to call 911.

The gang then sells the kidney in the black market for the highest bidder and the chick finds another guy to lure into her trap.

So... where do you sell your loot? eBay?

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Originally Posted by MongolPup

How much if I buy two?

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Come to my office...I mean....barn, and we will make a deal!


*evil grins*





:lmfao:

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Originally Posted by Atlblkz06

Some women lure men into hotel rooms, drug them, cut em open and steal one of their kidneys (only need 1 to survive). The poor guy then wakes up in an ice-filled bathtub along with a note and a phone to call 911.

The gang then sells the kidney in the black market for the highest bidder and the chick finds another guy to lure into her trap.

So... where do you sell your loot? eBay?

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Nahh...take it to the monthly meeting......you know THAT meeting...haha

Got it? kk! =)

Now that I figured out who the hell Buttons is......this thread makes a lil more sense....sheeesh Autumn...dont do that to me.....LOL

Being out of the IA loop for 2 weeks has totally kicked my assss....

bump, still need sex0rs

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Originally Posted by mmmmpsi

bump, still need sex0rs

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geeze....lol Post pics.....I can hook you up with my friend Bri.

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

geeze....lol Post pics.....I can hook you up with my friend Bri.

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i know we aren't talking about the same Bri, but it made me laugh.

Can you get me women's??

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...2C_walking.jpg

bump

Still needing to get laid!? Damn. LOL

damn everyone needin to get laid

sex is a wonderful thing!

Go to wild bills and prey on them young girls man!

I'll give u some :ninja: if u really want, u know... all u gotz to do is aSSk silly goose

mmmmmmmmm young girls..

Careful too much sex gets you..

http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src/1240890047095.jpg

^^^^Condoms. FTW.

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Originally Posted by IMPORTchic

^^^^Condoms. FTW.

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Condoms. FTL
Birth Control FTW :idb:

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Originally Posted by tinkolby_25

Condoms. FTL
Birth Control FTW :idb:

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Bump that. They need to come out with male sperm control.....

EDIT:That would be uber fail rate....cant count on dudes to take something! They would never take it or "forget" :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by IMPORTchic

Bump that. They need to come out with male spirm control.....

EDIT:That would be uber fail rate....cant count on dudes to take somthing! THey would never take it or "forget" :lmfao:

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shit i would take the fuck out of it
i dont think the world is ready for another little me

ohh and its sperm juss so ya know:cheers:

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Originally Posted by tinkolby_25

shit i would take the fuck out of it
i dont think the world is ready for another little me

ohh and its sperm juss so ya know:cheers:

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I have that?! :thinking:

LOL

The world would definately come to an end with another one of you! haha

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Originally Posted by IMPORTchic

I have that?! :thinking:

LOL

The world would definately come to an end with another one of you! haha

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ohh i see what youve done:gay:


ohh and alot more ugly girls that arent having sex would get too lolz


if there was another me:bump:

theres one on my couch :idb:

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Originally Posted by NissanTun3r

theres one on my couch :idb:

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an ugly girl? lol
or just a girl in general?

EDIT: wait who cares? its vag lol
*puts hand up and waits for high five*

The chick with the most posts in this thread is horny and wants some action.

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Originally Posted by admin

PM Halfbaked she'll s*ck your d!ck for 20$

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lol wow

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Originally Posted by IMPORTchic

^^^^Condoms. FTW.

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No, creampies FTW.

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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n

lol wow

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I never got a PM.

I'd be all over male birth control pill. :) Then I can find someone to test it out on . "P

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

No, creampies FTW.

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x2 reps

bump for work sex.

Strip Club :goodjob: