Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
Why do bars advertise live bands?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If everyone claims to hate Autumn so much, why does she keep getting all these threads dedicated to her?
WHy is Thacker such a gay vulture?

*Because all white ppl love a live show, especially cover bands that play anything from Jimmy Buffet, to lynard skynard, to Bon Jovi, and maybe even a little Michael Jackson if we're feeling ethnic

* Because there is nothing more entertaining than RIPping on dead ppl.....get it....RIP-ping!?!?!?......GOD I am hilarious!

*Because there is really no such thing as a British accent.....they just manufactured the different sounding accent to steal our hot American womanz and find a poor excuse to maintain inadequate oral hygiene

* The world may never know

*There will always be a "thacker" character in ones life. It’s inevitable. Darwin’s theory is obviously flawed if science somehow allows such a thing to still exist.......though he still may be our last link on earth to what the real cave man must have been like…

cave men were @ssholes!!