If you could own a midget...?

[4dmin]

you read the title ... what would you do if you owned a midget?


personally i would have mine hide behind furniture in my office and attack people w/ a push of a button. midget w/ a small bat would be awesome!!!

[©hris]

LOL

[mocha latte cupcake]

if i had a midget... i'd use him for evil.... most likely i'd equip him with a set of wheelies.... and probably dress him in a lion outfit and have him chase women around while growling @ them...

or i'd use him for my own glory... have him do dangerous stunts like save kittens from trees... the high dive... perhaps even as a portable stool... i'm not sure

[alpine_aw11]

Attend class for me, represent me in apologies to my girlfriend and parents for my antics, and be my little buddy.

[©hris]

if i owned a midget it would have to be a female and i would keep her under my desk at work...... and at the push of a button she would..... *zzzziiiiiippppp*

[silver]

if i owned a midget it would have to be a female and i would keep her under my desk at work...... and at the push of a button she would..... *zzzziiiiiippppp*

[4dmin]

Attend class for me, represent me in apologies to my girlfriend and parents for my antics, and be my little buddy.

2x

[4dmin]

you know i was thinking what if everyone had a midget in a Pokemon ball so when you wanted to throw down you just toss it out "i choose you super midget"

[mocha latte cupcake]

BWHAHAHAHAHAH a pokemon ball for midgets bwhahahah thats awesome!

[alpine_aw11]

2x

It would work perfectly. And they couldn't get pissed at a midget, I'd feel bad if I was an ******* to a midget.