Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
Oh god i have some hilarious stories from my 1 time ever at a gay bar

Amsterdams in midtown, met a chick there who was with her friends (all gay dudes). SHe is admittedly a faghag, aka a girl that only has gay friends...mostly guys. At first i was so weirded out to go.....i made my buddy jeff go with me for back up....you know in case some gay dude trys to rape me or something......i'm pretty afterall. Anyway.....we didnt even make it into the bar/club before i was both dying laughing and had my skin crawling like there was an ant colony living under my skin.

walk up to the door

bouncer: "can i see your ID?"
jeff: " yeah sure"....*pulls out wallet*
Bouncer: " trying hard to read the birthday through the clear cover on the wallet in dark club*
Jeff: " you want me to pull it out"
Bouncer : *gets a giant smile on his face* "PULL WHAT OUT BABY!!!"

me: literally crying

jeff:

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, he was going for a friend...