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    Default Uh oh...

    So yesterday afternoon I'm sitting at the Popeye's drive-thru getting some food for dinner. Hells yeah Popeye's! All is well until it comes time to pay. As I open my center console to grab my wallet, I find something that seriously has me perplexed and it gives rise to concern:



    Pedo jokes aside, I seriously have no idea where this hairtie came from. It's WAY too small to be my girlfriend's and I'm sure as hell not about to ask her if she knows where it came from.

    I think someone is planting evidence on me.

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    bwhaahahahahahhahhahahahahahahhaah



    i 'borrowed' your car a week ago.. i thought i removed all the evidence...turns out i didnt..whoopsy



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    i'm staging a coup.... i shall be the loli king muhahahahah


    but seriously i've had that happen before... idk... throw it away amy! after you wash any trace that you had it on you off of it of course! i would recommend bleach!

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    yea bleach the interior



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    1. Im going to steal your steering wheel.








    2. Your fingers scare me.











    3. Maybe kittys? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    Maybe kittys? lol
    I don't think she's ever been in my car. Even then, does she wear hairties that an 8yr old would wear? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I don't think she's ever been in my car. Even then, does she wear hairties that an 8yr old would wear? lol

    lol oh....true. Im still waking up Man we need to get another M:TG meet goin!

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    amy - how do you know was 8? you sick sick loli hunter!

    george - i'll help you steal the wheel in return for certain... items...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    amy - how do you know was 8? you sick sick loli hunter!
    You shut your face! I was making a generalization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    george - i'll help you steal the wheel in return for certain... items...

    whatcha need? I have an Ipod

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    I have an Ipod
    That doesn't work. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    That doesn't work. lol

    it powers on.

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    interesting... i shall meet with you teh george and we shall discuss loli strategies... i know a few lolis that could distract certain loli hunters with mustangs and we might be able to strike... the white and blue loli super ultra distraction attack can not fail!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    i know a few lolis that could distract certain loli hunters with mustangs
    Why are you going to meet with George just to distract him from your own meeting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Why are you going to meet with George just to distract him from your own meeting?


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    i got caught up in the moment! leave me alone ~runs away crying~

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    Ran,
    So, um, where did you bury the body?
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    I swear, you guys are no help at all. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I swear, you guys are no help at all. lol




    p.s. was she good?
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    weird. I remember one time back in like 10th grade I found a hair tie in my bedroom. I had just started dating a girl when it happened and she certainly hadn't been over to my house. Never did find out whose it was...

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    i think girls plant them honestly... like muhahahaha lets see him squirm and try and get out of this one! muhahahahah

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    I found a XS v-neck undershirt at my place, and thought it was my girlfriend's....


    I am still in the doghouse for trying to return it to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    I found a XS v-neck undershirt at my place, and thought it was my girlfriend's....


    I am still in the doghouse for trying to return it to her.



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    quit fking little children and you won't be surprised, at what you you find in your car.
    Resize sig area!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    I found a XS v-neck undershirt at my place, and thought it was my girlfriend's....

    I am still in the doghouse for trying to return it to her.
    Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm trying to avoid here. lol

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    lol at your sig pic Ran

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    my advice..either hide it and wait til she asks for it..or just trash it



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    I think it might belong to one of her little cousins. Not sure though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm trying to avoid here. lol
    reverse the roles here...

    throw a used condom in her car..... then be all like "wtf where did this come from whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and when she flips out and tries to deny it... tell her you'll only forgive her if she forgives you... then pull out said hair tie...

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    what was your resolution ran???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    reverse the roles here...

    throw a used condom in her car..... then be all like "wtf where did this come from whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and when she flips out and tries to deny it... tell her you'll only forgive her if she forgives you... then pull out said hair tie...



    Reps if I can

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    this plan is full of win...

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    it is...as a result i got rid of tori and ed picked her up...dumb brazilian



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    OH ****S FBI IS ON TO YOU!!!

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    Whoa. Ran I have no idea what to say. I am suprised. Your other personality scored with a loli and you have no recolection.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'
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