So yesterday afternoon I'm sitting at the Popeye's drive-thru getting some food for dinner. Hells yeah Popeye's! All is well until it comes time to pay. As I open my center console to grab my wallet, I find something that seriously has me perplexed and it gives rise to concern:



Pedo jokes aside, I seriously have no idea where this hairtie came from. It's WAY too small to be my girlfriend's and I'm sure as hell not about to ask her if she knows where it came from.

I think someone is planting evidence on me.