worst break ups

[3.5altman]

My ex went out on supposed "date' with her girl friends. Guess girls night out. I said ok have fun. I had to stop by the mall to get new shoes and what do you know, I go out side to smoke, I see the ***** holding hands with another guy and kissing him and calling him boo. I laughed. I drove back home and she kept calling me and calling me. Finally after 1 week she comes to my house crying and banging on the door, Im half asleep, I answer "What do you want *****?" She goes "WHAT???!!! Why you calling me a *****? Why wont you pick up your phone? ARe you cheating on me? Why!!!??? ANSWER ME!!!????

I said "Simple. Your a whore. Goodbye." Closed the door in her face. She later found out what happened through my friend and came BACK AGAIN AND ASKED IF SHE COULD HAVE ONE MORE FREAKING CHANCE!!! F YOU GO BACK TO YOUR GUTTER!!!!

dayumm! now thats a story.

[ahmonrah]

I dunno about being a "bad" break-up but it's funny as fùck. one of my ex's dumped me for another dude. turns out the dude she left me for was bisexual and dumped her for another guy.

[jwrape]

That's a real man right there though, to take custody of his own children.

Plus you didn't half bad with your wife now

Rule #1 for whomever I'm going to marry - hopefully she's as passionate about cooking like jwrape's wife is.

Yea, I married up alright. I can't complain. We just celebrated our 9 yr anniversary last night. She's a good woman. :boobies:

[Stormhammer]

Yea, I married up alright. I can't complain. We just celebrated our 9 yr anniversary last night. She's a good woman. :boobies:

Congrats! You're getting old

[wOZrally]

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[Ed]

well as the creator as i guess ill just rant away...

so apparently something was wrong with my girl...2 and a half weeks ago we had gone a break cause she said "she didnt know who she was anymore and didnt know what she wants" and she felt bounded (after almost 3 yrs...) she wanted to be known as just herself she says. she said that i would put her down cause i didnt want to start a family and do the marriage thing yet (funny thing is i was going to propose to her this month as a surprise) cause apparently after graduating wasnt soon enough. so then 3 days later after no talking at all she tells me that shes sorry and loves me and wants to be with me. so we get back together and then last last thursday she tells me not to come over cause she thinks she made a mistake getting back with me and i ask why what was wrong. she didnt answer and didnt speak to me since....

then

i found out whats going on...

but she and my best friend of 14yrs are ****ing...

Well after her completely stop talking me and not saying anything to me for a week and half and me not knowing what happened with us my best friend 5 days was like i have to tell you and youre going to hate but me and her are together. I was like whaaaat you gotta let her go man for me man did yall do anything and he said yeah a week ago and i cant let her go i just cant im sorry i cant. I was so pissed i left class and went to her job and said to her i hope youre happy him and ****ing him and happy with yourself and what you did. i was heated I left and came back and was like is it true is it true and she was like what do you care!? I was like wtf....well i was your bf for 3 years... And she acted like she gave no damn not teared eyed or anything she was like im at work right now. I was like wow you give no damn and left.... She really looked like she absolutely didnt care. she was like smiling about it. big smirk

i think shes lost it.
well my friend tries to say hes sorry yesterday and i jus tell him **** that and stay out the **** out of life i suggest the best thing to do for you is to stay away from me. and tries to tell me how much he likes her and stuff like that i was like woooooooooooow
and then i txt her yesterday "good thing i didnt go pick up the ring huh. Goodbye"and "and i hope your happy with yourself and with what you did to us" i had chosen out her engagement ring... i was going to propose at the end of the month and surprise her..

and shes like "we werent together" and i like "oh really i didnt know since you didnt say anything to me but i guess its okay for you to tell me you love me and then go **** him 3 days later but good choice on the new kid" and she says "Yeaaah i think so too!" i was so pissed and now knew she really did not care about me not even a little and i was like "**** you! i hope he screws you over like everyone else" and then was like "oh and a week while yall were ****ing he was texting his ex how much he missed her and loves her but wait i dont have to tell you, you already know how he is but have fun with that one" and she tells me to stop texting her...

you have understand this dude... hes fuked over all his girlfriends and she knows that. 3 of her best friends have dated him and know how he can give no dam or do whatever he wants to. he has no feelings no nothing doesnt not care as long as hes getting some. and he'll talk sooooo much bs and do whatever it takes to get into someones pants. king bs. she would talk soo much crap about him and how he is.. he goes from girl to girl doing the same thing and tells all his ex's he still loves them and misses them jus to get a ride from him..

i think shes seriously has got some mental issues... i just cant added it up

and this was THE sweetest girl you would have ever met like seriously she was so loveable and jus the sweeeeeeeeeeeeetest girl on earth. this little sweet sheltered innocent girl never does anything wrong and then the most cold hearted person ive ever known

and to rub it in i messaged her on myspace and was like i would have asked on the 25 at the fair (our first date and our 3 yr anniversary) and sent her a picture of the ring..

really ****ed up of your friend, but they deserve each other. stop messaging her telling her you were gonna propose that just makes you look weaker. i would say, "fvck her, she doesnt deserve anything else from you" but i know its easy to say that when you are not the one in the situation.

my advice is, get away from her, leave her alone, he will **** her over just like he did to you and his ex's. she will realize what a mistake it was, and will probably try to get back with you. depending on how you feel then, you might've moved on already, tell her to fvck off and dont talk to her again, but if you havent moved on, more than likely you will get back together. it's just the way it is.

just enjoy being single man. go out. have fun, meet girls, who knows you might meet someone even better than her.

[wOZrally]

^ nah dude i dont even care anymore... like ive lost all my respect for them completely. its just crazy it happened and ill miss the good times but not her. cant do it i have noooooooo respect.

but i jus told her just to rub it in really good you know. and let her know she fukked up. just so she knows and lives with it knowing

and when she comes back crying... ill just be like.. thats cool and all but it was already too late when you did him so deuces. hell ill prolly wont even say shiit

[Ed]

^ nah dude i dont even care anymore... like ive lost all my respect for them completely. its just crazy it happened and ill miss the good times but not her. cant do it i have noooooooo respect.

but i jus told her just to rub it in really good you know. and let her know she fukked up. just so she knows and lives with it knowing

and when she comes back crying... ill just be like.. thats cool and all but it was already too late when you did him so deuces. hell ill prolly wont even say shiit

just quit messaging her. she knows now.

if she does come back, give her a little hope. fvck her then be like "hmm i changed my mind. i dont wanna be with you" or some crap like that. lolol

[wOZrally]

just quit messaging her. she knows now.

if she does come back, give her a little hope. fvck her then be like "hmm i changed my mind. i dont wanna be with you" or some crap like that. lolol

oh yeah i did and never speaking to her again and him. jus the last thing i had to prove. but lol ****ty people ****ty people

so where are the :boobies:!?

[Red_Phoenix]

^ nah dude i dont even care anymore... like ive lost all my respect for them completely. its just crazy it happened and ill miss the good times but not her. cant do it i have noooooooo respect.

but i jus told her just to rub it in really good you know. and let her know she fukked up. just so she knows and lives with it knowing

and when she comes back crying... ill just be like.. thats cool and all but it was already too late when you did him so deuces. hell ill prolly wont even say shiit

Take it as a sign that now you get a chance to live life single for a bit and find someone even BETTER

[jwrape]

Congrats! You're getting old

You are correct sir. i am getting old and feeling it.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Well some know this one from the other post about craziest sex places. but here it is again.

So we went to a party a few nights before we were supposed to go to can cun and i was going to ask her to marrie me. well give her the ring cause she supposedly already called herself my fience. Well i went with her sister to the store for like 5 mins. We arrived back at the house and there was a dude sittin outside sayen some stupid ass comment. I walked inside the house and asked where she was, i heard her back in the bedroom and as i walked in they were maken out while sitting on the bed. next thing he knows hes waken up on the floor with an imprint of my knee on the side of his face. Her best friend and sister (identical twin) decided that what she did was messed up so they called me over to the house, and when she came home she walked in her bedroom to find the 3 of us (twin sister and best friend) haveing a 3 some on her bed. To top that. I ended up taken the twin to to Can Cun with me that weekend! Top it off when we came back she tried haveing the new dumb ass and his friends try to jump me outside of my work.. needless to say at least 9 people backed down against me. appariently im crazy or somethin! but yeah thats my break up.

Maybe I missed that moment, but out of what American Pie movie did you get that out of?

[blaknoize]

When Cali finally breaks up with America, cuz they b!tchs