i saw matt tonight...

for some party.

..i technically/accidentally broke into his house tonight with a group of people

the door was unlocked and no one was there...so i called Landon (his roommate) ''dude i'm in your house''

landon: ''oh **** i'm like 10 minutes away. make sure no one fuks anything up!''

matt calls me a few moments later...

matt: ''WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE! I'M CALLING THE COPS!!"

me: ''go ahead''

matt: ''i'm kidding...but seriously your in charge...make sure no one fuks anything up''