Questions from other members

Question & Answer

Q: I just wanted to let you know that Pat Robertson said that you will be going to the hot place for hording the last of the gas.
Sep-01-05
A: Pat Robertson is as much an expert on hell as he is on energy pricing and international politics.

Q: I want to start a gas station, and this seems like a good investment piece, if i win, do you have any suggestions on how to fight off the sheeple that...more
Sep-01-05
A: Unfortunately, there is no way to fight off sheeple. They are a force that cannot be stopped. You can try to price it correctly so that the supply matches...more

Q: Is financing available? Would you consider accepting a second mortgage as partial payment?
Sep-01-05
A: Financing is available. Be warned though - I have hired all of those pillagers that Capital One laid off, so you better pay or Olof might have to give...more

Q: How much gas is for auction?
Sep-01-05
A: One pint. But it is the last pint. Maybe ever.

Q: Is it suitable for sipping when poured into a highball filled with ice?
Sep-01-05
A: Sorry, I can not advocate drinking gasoline. I also cannot control what you do with the gasoline post sale. *wink wink nudge nudge*