So, i got this in an email from my grandmother, and was hungry, so i tried it. It's as good as any microwave cake, so i figured i'd share. Give it to your woman and tell her to get back in the kitchen (and yea, i don't doubt that it's probably a repost of a repost of a repost)

5-minute chocolate mug cake

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
splash of vanilla

Mix the dry ingredients together in a largeish coffee mug, add the egg, mix it in, add the milk and oil and mix them in. Microwave for 3 minutes. Cake!