[QUOTE=PURE jdm]
Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
WHY THEY BE HATIN?
cause honestly, you got that white, that purp, that brown and that green

WHY WHEN IT RAIN, THEY SMELL LIKE FIDO?

thats a common misconception, what you're smelling is really your afro sheen and nappy doo rag finally recieving a wash, but being that its close to ya face, you blame whitey

WHY WHEN THEY SEE A BLACK MAN DOING SOMETHING, THEY HATE?
cause generally they be causin mischeif! rollin dice, sellin rock, loitering, these are all dangerous things, we're trying to help you

WHY WHEN THEY SEE A BLACK MAN SELLIN YEH, THEY HATE AND TRY TO LOCK EM UP?
cause we white! all we care about is taxes, you're cheatin me outta my better life style cause i can't tax that bill and some you just made by sellin to that hood rat. jail time teaches you a better understand of how much "nicer" jails could be if you just paid your taxes..

WHY THEY WANA WEAR HOODS, THEY SCARED TO SHOW THEIR FACES?
i know me personally, i wear hoods b/c i don't wanna get muh hurrs wet. you know how long it takes to achieve sexy status when you got something other than corn rows?

also on that note: white people fear the hood more than you do, whens the last time you saw a cracka wearin a hood? i can't say i have seen one in a while, however i was in atl a few weeks back... rolled down MLK, and every brotha in there had his fubu hood up... thats scary chit to a cracka! ya'll got it backwards!
no one wears fubu anymore dipstick