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  1. 09-08-2008, 06:30 PM #1
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    Default a black guy...

    ...walks into court wearing flip flops, a bathing suit, tank top, sunglasses, and a straw hat.

    the judge says "why are you dressed liked that in my court?"

    the black guy says, "you said you were gonna put me on vacation"

    the judge says "No, I said I was gonna put you in the can, coon."

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  2. 09-08-2008, 06:31 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    ...walks into court wearing flip flops, a bathing suit, tank top, sunglasses, and a straw hat.

    the judge says "why are you dressed liked that in my court?"

    the black guy says, "you said you were gonna put me on vacation"

    the judge says "No, I said I was gonna put you in the can, coon."
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    damn the kid with the eclipse strait told your ass.
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  4. 09-08-2008, 06:32 PM #4
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    HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO reps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo
    damn the kid with the eclipse straiGHt told your ass.
    lol
    Back to being stock and slow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo
    damn the kid with the eclipse strait told your ass.
    he's just bitter that the guy he masturbates to every night is out for the rest of the season with a knee injury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo
    damn the kid with the eclipse strait told your ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    he's just bitter that the guy he masturbates to every night is out for the rest of the season with a knee injury
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  9. 09-09-2008, 07:56 AM #9
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    post #2 is funnier than post #1

    true story



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 09-09-2008, 08:29 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    post #2 is funnier than post #1

    true story
    sounds similar to what your mommy said about you and your younger brother.

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    good chit
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  12. 09-09-2008, 08:31 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    sounds similar to what your mommy said about you and your younger brother.
    that would mean that she loves me first and my bro can relate to this pic



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  13. 09-09-2008, 08:32 AM #13
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    BS!! No black guy would show up to court on his own!!
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