Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
...walks into court wearing flip flops, a bathing suit, tank top, sunglasses, and a straw hat.

the judge says "why are you dressed liked that in my court?"

the black guy says, "you said you were gonna put me on vacation"

the judge says "No, I said I was gonna put you in the can, coon."
Fail much like the cars in your sig