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  1. 09-08-2008, 10:03 AM #1
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    Default I'm in trouble...

    So my girlfriend bought this Japanese fashion magazine last week. Okay whatever, looks pretty girly. Well, she goes to church on Sunday and I'm bored so I pick this thing up and start flipping through it.

    I must have been in the bathroom for hours.
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    One incredible Bowel movement?

    or greasing the porpoise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    One incredible Bowel movement?

    or greasing the porpoise?
    I shook hands with the Pope, if that means anything to you. lol
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    LOL RAN CANT GET HIS LOLI TO PUT OUT SO HE PUTS IN...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I shook hands with the Pope, if that means anything to you. lol
    SO U HAD UR CHURCH SERVICE TOO UR SAYING?



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    LOL RAN CANT GET HIS LOLI TO PUT OUT SO HE PUTS IN...
    lol, you obviously don't know me very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    I shook hands with the Pope, if that means anything to you. lol
    How long had it been since your last confession? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    How long had it been since your last confession? lol
    Let's see...it's 11:10 on a Monday, so...about 4 hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Let's see...it's 11:10 on a Monday, so...about 4 hours.


    i was going with the Catholic motif, i didnt really need to know those specifics
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    So Ran, how does all this get you in trouble?
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    lmfaobwahahahwtfbbqlulz @ "greasing the porpoise"

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    No substitute for good ol Palmela Handerson.
    www.featuredtees.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    So Ran, how does all this get you in trouble?
    Her magazine has "disappeared" for an "unknown" reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    Her magazine has "disappeared" for an "unknown" reason.
    Ohhhhhhhh. Got ya.
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    ^^ lol did the pages get glued together?

    DJ Maestro your sig actually makes me dizzy


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    who milks their Tadpole to still pictures in a magazine anyway???WTF??? No HD/HiRev POVinterracialbrutalmidgetanalloli pron vids no care
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    who milks their Tadpole to still pictures in a magazine anyway???WTF??? No HD/HiRev POVinterracialbrutalmidgetanalloli pron vids no care
    blue ray dvd pr0n ftw...u can see the parasites in that overly fuked p00n



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    ^^ lol did the pages get glued together?
    That's none of your business.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    No HD/HiRev POVinterracialbrutalmidgetanalloli pron vids no care
    I'm working on putting one of those portable players in the bathroom now. You know the ones that you see in cars all the time? Yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    blue ray dvd pr0n ftw...u can see the parasites in that overly fuked p00n
    werd, i wanna be able to see through the makeup hiding all the herpies sores
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    did she notice the pages had sticky icky?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport1.3
    werd, i wanna be able to see through the makeup hiding all the herpies sores
    nothing like seeing STDs



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    i see... all is well then... i'm glad that someone else <3's japanese fashion magazines
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    ^^ lol did the pages get glued together?

    DJ Maestro your sig actually makes me dizzy
    It's called hypnotic loli suggestion. Makes you crave teh loli lovin'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    i see... all is well then... i'm glad that someone else <3's japanese fashion magazines
    GIMME AZN DANCING FOR MUH SIGZ



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