My girlfriend is big into this texting bullsh*t. Every other minute it's:

*BEEP BEEP*
"I got a message! ...O...M...G. This is so funny!"
*TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA, TAKATAKA, TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA, TAKATAK*
2 Minutes Later
*BEEP BEEP*
(Repeat)

God that sh*t is annoying.