Quote Originally Posted by Ran
You're a guy right? You're not supposed to just "talk" on the phone. If you call me just to chat, I'll slit your throat. I f*cking hate talking on the phone. Seriously. lol
me: hey ran

ran: hey sammich

me: wat the deal is chink, u around the parking lot making exhaust sounds in ur rustang?

ran: fu sammichtime

*silence*

me: well ill holla at u later man

ran: ralk ru ru en fi minahz