Attn: S3 mag. folks.

[The Yousef]

How often does an issue come out? Once every six months. I mean chit do I only get one issue a year. If so, then that last mag wasn't worth the recycled toilet paper it was printed on. What can be done about this? I'm contacting them ASAP on Tuesday because its crazy. All I want is a new issue. I am trying to be supportive of the local mag company but damn. What can a mufuka do.

A: stop your bitching...the issue in en-route to subscribers

B: have you ever tried running a magazine before? we're small...3 people run it...it's not Source Interlink (import runer, modified magazine, super street and etc) where you have millions dollars to fall back in and there is not a cash flow issue.

C: we just switched printers and have a new shipper...therefore we are waiting for the printer to send out the magazine and there has been a debacle with the shipper sending them out but it's on the way.

D: we did manage to get a couple of boxes for Tunerfest and the new issue was passed out when you bought your ticket...so if you would bother coming out to that event then you would have it....lol

E: all of you EAD

F: thank you come again.

G: PM me your address and info and i'll double check the list for you and see if there is an issue with your account information.

H: I need to move to Athens...Woodstock sucks ass

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