Quote Originally Posted by BlueHatch
Baby girl, you know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. Do you know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway, just to get the mail. And that's ALL I use it for. I got six stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and eight other lawyers to watch the first two lawyers. And I got custom made condoms made out of other people's ****s...I throw away all my platinum cards and now I got a Uranium card...Donald Trump delivers my newspaper in the morning, and I don't even tip him!"
When I'm too tired to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fuk for me. I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter

LOL! I had to dig that CD out and listen to it on the way home from work