
Originally Posted by
Ran
[Singer] REAL MEN OF GENIUS
[Narrarator] Today, we salute you Mr.Unrefridgerated-Mashed-Potatoes-Eater.
[Singer] Mr.Unrefridgerated-Mashed-Potatoes-Eater~
[Narrarator] No matter the risk, no matter how long it's sat in a mildewy microwave, you let no food go to waste.
[Singer] MMMMMM That's good~
[Narrarator] You charge into battle with your fork and gravy, tackling all delicious obstacles in your path.
[Choir] Yum Yum Yum Yum~
[Narrarator] So follow your impending diarrhea with an ice cold Budweiser. Because without you, eatible food would be too old even without the mold.
[Singer] OHHHHH My stomach hurts~
[Narrarator] Anheuser-Busch. St.Louis, Missouri.