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  1. 08-28-2008, 01:19 AM #1
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    Default Aww, I'm retarded :(

    I ran over my foot today with my own car.

    I took the valve cover off my MR2, and was parked in the middle of the garage so I had ample working space. It was getting late and I had to move the 350z back into the garage. I decided it would be a better idea to just push the mr2 around to make room for the Z instead of putting it all back together to crank the car up. Some how, while I was pushing it backward, I ran over my big toe with the front wheel. Keep in mind, in order to comply with my redneck heritage, I was barefoot. Ouch.

    The worst part is, it took me about 10 seconds to decide which way to push the car to get it off my foot. How dumb.
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    Lol. Damn, self-ownage. Better luck next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    I ran over my foot today with my own car.

    I took the valve cover off my MR2, and was parked in the middle of the garage so I had ample working space. It was getting late and I had to move the 350z back into the garage. I decided it would be a better idea to just push the mr2 around to make room for the Z instead of putting it all back together to crank the car up. Some how, while I was pushing it backward, I ran over my big toe with the front wheel. Keep in mind, in order to comply with my redneck heritage, I was barefoot. Ouch.

    The worst part is, it took me about 10 seconds to decide which way to push the car to get it off my foot. How dumb.

    Ouch man, I am a redneck, but I don't go barefooted when working on cars.

    the last part made me
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  4. 08-28-2008, 01:29 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty
    Ouch man, I am a redneck, but I don't go barefooted when working on cars.

    the last part made me
    Yeah, well I was thinking my foot's already under the tire so I might as well keep pushing it in the direction I was pushing it in. But once I almost got to the center of the wheel I realized just how much it hurt. So i decided to roll it back the other way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    Yeah, well I was thinking my foot's already under the tire so I might as well keep pushing it in the direction I was pushing it in. But once I almost got to the center of the wheel I realized just how much it hurt. So i decided to roll it back the other way.
    That's understandable. But, still
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    Is it broke?
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    Nah, it's just sore. There isn't mush weight over the front wheels, and the car weighs almost nothing to begin with.
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    what happened now?


    i didnt read the thread so someone fill me in
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    Quote Originally Posted by kouki
    what happened now?


    i didnt read the thread so someone fill me in
    OP works on baller ass car #1
    OP rolls said car out of his garage to put baller ass car #2 in.
    Baller ass car #1 rolls over his foot
    You have an ugly scion tC in your sig.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    OP works on baller ass car #1
    OP rolls said car out of his garage to put baller ass car #2 in.
    Baller ass car #1 rolls over his foot
    You have an ugly scion tC in your sig.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    OP works on baller ass car #1
    OP rolls said car out of his garage to put baller ass car #2 in.
    Baller ass car #1 rolls over his foot
    You have an ugly scion tC in your sig.



    i dont know whos post was funnier the thread starter or this guy?
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    LoL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    The worst part is, it took me about 10 seconds to decide which way to push the car to get it off my foot. How dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty
    Is it broke?
    Same thing I was wondering.




    Damn man, Bet it wont happen no more.

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    Bwahaha.. kinda like slamming your own hand in the car door while locking it..


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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    Bwahaha.. kinda like slamming your own hand in the car door while locking it..
    Or getting your ball hair stuck in the velcro of your swim trunks when you're done taking a leak. That's the most painful experience in the world... And there's no easy way around it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    Or getting your ball hair stuck in the velcro of your swim trunks when you're done taking a leak. That's the most painful experience in the world... And there's no easy way around it.
    OMFGLOLMAO
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    Or clipping your sh!t w/ the zipper... now that sucks...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty
    Ouch man, I am a redneck, but I don't go barefooted when working on cars.

    the last part made me
    **** man im redneck and i even know better. steel toe georgia boots for the ****ing win! i wear mine with everything... shorts... boxers to go get my mail... etc etc hahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    Or clipping your sh!t w/ the zipper... now that sucks...
    F*ck right! Not only does it hurt like hell, but it leaves a nasty cut that kinda looks like an STD or something.
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    exactly.. damn zipper manufacturers not making their sh!t scrotum safe


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    smoke some drugs or get some pain killers from the doctor lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogi08
    smoke some drugs or get some pain killers from the doctor lol
    LoL I love the term "smoking drugs" it sounds so delightfully durrogatory.
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    you're special....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    Or getting your ball hair stuck in the velcro of your swim trunks when you're done taking a leak. That's the most painful experience in the world... And there's no easy way around it.

    shave your junk thats an easy way around it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    LoL I love the term "smoking drugs" it sounds so delightfully durrogatory.
    yeah well i cant say which drug to smoke....... thats probably illegal too! i dont do that tho... just saying it will make some psychical pain go away
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    Quote Originally Posted by yogi08
    yeah well i cant say which drug to smoke.......
    All of them... ALL of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMpaul
    shave your junk thats an easy way around it
    You know how much time and effort that would take? I haven't trimmed my ball hair for 5 years now. My d!ck piece looks like black beard. I scare old ladies with it on halloween.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMpaul
    shave your junk thats an easy way around it
    x2 also makes you cooler(temp wise), and gives less drag
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueHatch
    x2 also makes you cooler(temp wise), and gives less drag
    I have yet to be in a situation where I told myself, "gee, a more aerodynamic ball sack sure could help me right about now."
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    black beard = yuck.

    aerodynamic = ftw.

    lol.
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    Yeah, but if I shave my junk, I gotta find a new theme song to play at ungodly loud levels when I fap. But I really like the one I got now:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
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    you need new fapping material
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    Yeah, but if I shave my junk, I gotta find a new theme song to play at ungodly loud levels when I fap. But I really like the one I got now:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
    I can't stop laughing about this. Oww, my sides.
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    it made me laugh, too.

    i didn't even know i had the volume up either.
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    mmm K, enough comedy for today. I gotta get back to polishing my valve cover
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