[BMW Owner Rant Mode]
How dare you speak such blasphemy about the Ultimate Driving Machine! You just don't appreciate the prestine quality that is German engineering! I'm so angry while I type this that I almost spilled my Starbucks Venti Mocha Frappuccino with Whip Cream and Chocolate Drizzle onto my Apple MacBook Air! You sir do not deserve a BMW! 
 
   
   
 
[/BMW Owner Rant Mode]
 
