Found a Web designer

[kennyboi]

I'm not sure you're gonna like me after this...but i'm rather opinionated about webdesign

1. Load time wasn't extravagant, maybe a minute or two, but for what came out of it i'm very dissapointed. if i have to wait that long it better be fricken homestar runner. Or at least something better than what it was.

2. Times new roman? Seriously?

3. You know you can make an actual copyright symbol down there at the bottom? Get on your designer about that man.

4. The times new roman ended on the contact page. Why? That seems really inconsistent and unprofessional.

5. The video on the front page really bothers me. I don't know why it's there, it adds a ton to the load time, and the guy (if that's you i'm sorry) doesn't seem to be able to say "kenny e n t dot com"...

6. On the media page, make it so the pictures and text link. I really don't like websites that need to explain to me how to navigate. If i can't figure it out on my own, i'm closing the window.

7. There's no indication of what page i'm on when i'm looking on it, the links at the bottom don't change or anything. i just clicked "media" like four times thinking my mouse came unplugged (which it does a lot, my usb slot is broken) before i realised i was already on media.

8. The site looks fine at a widescreen res (yay!) but in firefox at 1024x768 (which i believe is the most common screen resolution still, correct me if i'm wrong) i get TWO erroneous scrollbars (horozontal and vertical)...they bother the hell out of me. Five pixels smaller and those would be gone.

9. The whole flash thing right now doesn't seem to have a point. All it's doing is making shiny transitions between pages, which i could care less about since it lengthens the load time.

10. because of the flash, i can't link to individual pages.

11. Those poor models. They look so fat with their pictures stretched in the thumbnails.

12. A counter? Seriously?

13. An email form? that opens in a new window? Seriously?

14. on your "about us" page, commas go INSIDE quotation marks, and a comma is needed after "etc." Also, your sentences are repetitive in their structure.

15. When i do as the about us page says and visit the contact link, i'm greeted by a large "FOR BUSINESS ONLY" ....well i don't want to do business, i just wanted something personalized...

16. I agree with Admin. this would have looked awesome about five years ago.

17. Your website does not validate. http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=ht...Inline&group=0
Not a huge deal when it comes to end-user usability, but your designer should know better.

I hope you weren't kidding about that really good deal

edit: it's "view" not "veiw"

I'll forward this to the web designer

thanks
---kenny---