. I can't believe how hard im laughing. You could make a short movie clip about your whole experience though. I mean squirrels are stupid as hell. One day i was just crusing and this squirrel trys to do a rambo type movie and comes directly into my path. Needless to say, i ran his furry ass over. I looked back in my side view mirrors, and all i could see was his body tumble over. I can't imagine you having a battle with a squirrel. Don't underestimate their size. They can be really mean. It must of been hard as hell trying to get the damn rodent off and controlling your bike. If it was me, i probably would of crashed. When i read the part that the bike scream in exstacy and you just plain...screamed. I busted out laughing. Also its funny as hell to know that the cops screamed also. Well at least you didn't get owned by a squirrel although he tried to own you. I wouldn't be suprised if you have nightmares about squirrels attacking you. From now one, watch out for them. This funny ass story made my day.