don't you remember brett... you were like...*wait dreamscape time*
Holcomb bridge...night...MIDNIGHT CLUB STYLE...
brett: alright you Ap1 sumbish i'ma put some TORQUE IN YA!
JM: brett you only have like 4 more torque, besides eye has moar VTAK!
brett: whatever jm, AP2 is gunna get j00!
JM:

so what ya wanna run to bert?
brett: i was thinking 50 anything over that starts to scare me
JM:

are you serious?! 50? come on.. how about... 150!

(thats right fall
into the trap brett)
brett: whoa whoa whoa JM i'm not trying to die, my Ap2 is only for the sexy, i don't even think i've ever hit vtec...but all the highschool girls look @ me.
JM: sigh.. ok so let me get this straight you have NEVER hit vtec? ugh brett why
brett:

it scares me. it reminds me of leisa yelling @ me, i pee my depends, and then have to pull over into the road to walk off my tears
JM: sigh. ok ok so you wanna race or what?
brett: zzzzzzzz
JM: brett? are you F'ing kidding me. OMG! someone get this guy a bed! Brett we're about to race man the light is about to turn green. if i win... i get (something secret only brett knows about here)
brett: zzzzzzz snort zzzzz
JM: *green* (burn rubber....5,600....VTAK.....9,000....Shift....7,20 0...Vtak.....9,000....shift....
brett: what? i thought i heard vtak? OH CHIT I DONE LOSTED! Ap2 you're a piece of poo!!!!!!