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    Default EPIC SKYLINE LOL

    so we got our "GTR exclusive better use this or we'll put a boot in your twin turbo arse" fluids today.... and so i've done the math... guess how much a full oil change is?
























































    $560 for an oil change damn thats a b!tch!

    $80 bucks a quart :epic oh no3s:

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    :wgaf:..........u dont own one!!!......1

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    DAMN that's expensive!

    Bozzio for president.

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    are you serious??? Whats so special about the oil that it cost more than a craigslist blowjob per qt?

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    Car = Ferrari Performance at Nissan Price.
    Oil = Nissan Oil at Ferrari Oil Price.


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    that sux lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    well as far as the differential oil is concerned i don't know THAT much Kanji and Hiragana but the only words i can read say this

    "...fast as fu*k.."
    " GTR mother F*cker...."
    "castrol..."

    lol but the only words i really can read in english say, "pure racing forumla. castrol." thats all lol

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    wow...i say run mobil 1 in that sumbish..or royal purple



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    ehh could be worse but thats still pretty crazy
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    and if you pop it nissan says you will have to buy your own.....














    $28,000 long block

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    wow...i say run mobil 1 in that sumbish..or royal purple
    and void your warranty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    and if you pop it nissan says you will have to buy your own.....

    $28,000 long block
    Even if its 100% stock and its under waranty?

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    Each long block is handmade and you cant go pick up a block from the junkyard. Each engine is specifically designed for each car, so if you destroy your engine say goodbye and hello $28000 for a new engine.

    I understand the need for some good oil for the GT-R BUT WTFUDGE!!! What does it have magical loli magic in the oil or something. Does the lube make the GT-R sing happier.

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    well using another oil other than specified GTR approved NISSAN DISTRIBUTED oil only will void your warranty i've been told...

    so OEM in this case is your only choice i see.

    actually each GTR is waxed by japanese loli's and given the "happy ending" before leaving the JDM plant. its troof

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    swap a b18c in it..



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    swap a b18c in it..
    man! that lil 4 cylinder wouldn't even move that beast lol it'd hit vtec and strain to get to 10 mph lol

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    itll be like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP *throws piston, like get a life n*gga*



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Also each engine does not produce the estimated 480. It's different for each car. For some reason all the engine pumps out like 500 or above since theyre all handmade. So I can see why they're very careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    Even if its 100% stock and its under waranty?

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    they would have to prove that the oil messed up the car before they can refuse the warranty - there is a federal law for aftermarket parts.

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    But anyways...maybe the oil has some japenese virgin girl's juice and hymen blood it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Also each engine does not produce the estimated 480. It's different for each car. For some reason all the engine pumps out like 500 or above since theyre all handmade. So I can see why they're very careful.
    similar to my case, minus the JdM tYtEnEsS

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    i know all about it but i'm sure nissan would be a little more inclinded to do some research for a 20k plus engine instead of just saying oh well...

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    Why isn't the GTR on Nissan's site?

    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    they would have to prove that the oil messed up the car before they can refuse the warranty - there is a federal law for aftermarket parts.
    troof. Infiniti tried to pull that bullshiit on me with my transmission. All I had to do was read a 2 line paragraph I found in the warranty verbage on the intorwebz and I got a new transmission fo free

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    Cuz it's not a typical car that you can just build and see what it looks like or something. That's what I heard. Sort of like Ferrari and if you want an Enzo or any high end you'd have to go to the dealer and talk to them

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    as far as teh intarwebs idk my bff jill ..... idk why though. seems like it would be all over it.

    diesel: :woot:

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    Nevermind, found it. www.gtrnissan.com

    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselNuts
    troof. Infiniti tried to pull that bullshiit on me with my transmission. All I had to do was read a 2 line paragraph I found in the warranty verbage on the intorwebz and I got a new transmission fo free
    ford tried to pull the same sh!t with me over a CAT + o2 sensor that blew up under 20k miles... they said it was b/c i had intake and exhaust

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    WAIT WAIT WAIT IT GETS BETTER!!!!!!!



    $1800 BUCKS for the following: 18k mile service

    1) oil change
    2) diff service
    3) trans service

    also, Brake service (which you have to replace ALL brakes, no pads or just rotors the whole nine yards....) $5000 stopping that thing cost money... i'm going to just coast if i had one..

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    WTFUDGE SERIOUSLY MY COMMENT I MADE ABOUT THE OIL,

    DOES IT HAVE SOME SPECIAL JDM JUICE LIKE THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, AND THE JUICE OF A VIRGIN'S VAGINA!!!!???? HOW THE FAWK!!!???

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    thats re-goddamn-diculous

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    Oh no duh. I bet you it's Motul oil that's formulated the oil for Nissan. That's why it's so expensive. Same goes for the gear. Or it could be Enos but either way that's insane.

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    its called draining the sh!t out and saving the oil for when your motor pops and then replace the oil with the oe oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    its called draining the sh!t out and saving the oil for when your motor pops and then replace the oil with the oe oil.
    you, my friend, are a fuking genious

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    80+k for a Nissan no way... who in there right mind would pay that?

    http://www.carsdirect.com/build/opti...&restore=false

    you can get an Exige S or a Noble and do under 4 sec 0-60 for less $$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    well as far as the differential oil is concerned i don't know THAT much Kanji and Hiragana but the only words i can read say this

    "...fast as fu*k.."
    " GTR mother F*cker...."
    "castrol..."

    lol but the only words i really can read in english say, "pure racing forumla. castrol." thats all lol

    **cough** Royal Purple Racing 51 **Cough** $12/qt



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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    its called draining the sh!t out and saving the oil for when your motor pops and then replace the oil with the oe oil.
    Sorry my head is in the gutters so what do you mean by this?

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    some more lol-worthy facts


    brake pads changes $3,500

    4 tires for $4,000mthey are 20" run-flat tires.


    f*ck i'd be scared to burnout LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    80+k for a Nissan no way... who in there right mind would pay that?

    http://www.carsdirect.com/build/opti...&restore=false

    you can get an Exige S or a Noble and do under 4 sec 0-60 for less $$$
    I'm not even going to start to debate this because it has been discussed so many times and it never gets anywhere.
    Quote Originally Posted by AlanŽ
    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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