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    Default I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHY RANT.

    WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

    ''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

    SERIOUSLY.

    JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

    EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

    I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


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    you know what grinds my gears




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    Or people like in the Car Pic forum that post "My Cars Photoshoot" or use photoshoot in thier title and it was just them taking pics at the car wash after they washed it...LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

    ''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

    SERIOUSLY.

    JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

    EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

    I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


    xoxoxoxoxo,

    The Yousef
    The only thing I can think of for that quote is Family Guy...

    Oh, and um.... angry much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    The only thing I can think of for that quote is Family Guy...

    Oh, and um.... angry much?
    You are correct on both counts. Which is why he counts the days until his martyrdom.









    He hates us all.



    They all do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScotsman
    you know what grinds my gears



    i'd still bang her.

    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    .... angry much?
    no...not at all

    i'm the nicest person evar!




























    ... :jerkit:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Or people like in the Car Pic forum that post "My Cars Photoshoot" or use photoshoot in thier title and it was just them taking pics at the car wash after they washed it...LOL
    fuk u.

    your wheels look like stock AP2 wheels...

    ~points and laughs hysterically~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    wheres my reps teh YOUSEF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScotsman
    wheres my reps teh YOUSEF?
    here you go.
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    fuk u.

    your wheels look like stock AP2 wheels...

    ~points and laughs hysterically~

    But you still wuv me, you can deny it all you want
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    But you still wuv me, you can deny it all you want
    yeah okay...

    my loathing for your heathen soul is almost biblical....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    here you go.
    thanx! back at ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i'd still bang her. ... :jerkit:
    x2

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    I never use the word "photoshoot".
    It reeks of douchebaggery.




    Just wanted to clear my name.

    Yousef suck a camel wang.


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    and another thing that grinds my gears is old people in walmart walking hella slow down small isles.......... it really does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.G35
    and another thing that grinds my gears



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    i know exactly what you mean, everyone has a watermark seems like...i use a d50....but have never, that i remember, used the term photoshoot in any of my threads...

    i used the following crossbones watermark for one set only, maybe two, then realized it was stupid...



    now i just post up my pictures...like so...

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    lol at "quad cam vtec"
    "I get worried when it STOPS leaking."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

    ''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

    SERIOUSLY.

    JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

    EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

    I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


    xoxoxoxoxo,

    The Yousef



    Read my mind 100 percent. Was going to post something like this...but yeah...

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    I freakin' hate watermarks..

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    "you look so dumb right now... please, just cut it out"

    Know what that quote is? nevermind, don't care...
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    I watermark photos just because I want one little annoying thing to hopefully keep idiots from posting them in other forums claiming they took the photos. I figure by making them crop the photo, and have to re-host it, it just makes them think "eh, too much effort" and it won't happen. I am by no means a professional, but I have been paid for my photography before. So I guess that makes me and advanced amateur and money making hobbyist, and it makes the watermarks seem somewhat valid.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERBITCH THAT HAS A CAMERA AND SHOOTS A PICTURE OF A CAR AND/OR A PIECE OF DUST HAVE A WATERMARK? IE:

    ''SIR DOUCHEBAG MCFAGGITYBITCH PHOTOGRAPHY''

    SERIOUSLY.

    JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT A USED CANON REBEL OR A SECOND HAND DIGITAL NIKON DOSEN'T MEAN YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY A SUPER, DUPER, QUAD CAM VTEC PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE!!!

    EVERYTIME YOU SHOOT A CAR DOSEN'T MEAN IT'S A BLOODY PHOTO'SHOOT'...IT'S NOT A FUKING SHOOT! IT'S YOU IN A PARKING DECK/GOODWILL PARKING LOT, WITHOUT A TRIPOD TRYING TO SHOOT SOME REALLY CRAPPY PICS THAT NO ONE REALLY GIVES A RATS ARSE ABOUT, AND SHOOTING DIRECTLY INTO SUNLIGHT!!!

    I AM BY NO MEANS A PHOTOGRAPHER...I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA FOR FUK'S SAKE...BUT IT JUST GRINDS MY GEARS! (reps to anyone that gets the grinding of the gears qoute).


    xoxoxoxoxo,

    The Yousef

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    Welcome back Yousef. Nice to see you again.

    Just call out the people you don't like Yousef. Go ahead, I'll back you up....

    ~waits for Yousef to point at him so he can perma ban him~

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    what're you the indian peter griffin? errrr i mean patel griffin?

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    Photography is trendy for some...

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    I find it fun to take someone's watermarked photo, remove the watermark in Photoshop, and then repost the photo as my own. Now that always seems to grind their gears. Love to watch them squirm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed

    lol

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    u know hwat grins my gears....curry motherfletchers who be hatin on my photoshoots en chit



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    HI yousef!
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    I had a photoshoot today...



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    i like your water mark



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    I spy Houston tags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    I spy Houston tags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan
    this:
    Last edited by MongolPup; 08-06-2008 at 12:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup
    this:


    Last edited by MongolPup; 08-06-2008 at 12:12 PM.
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    You know what really girnds my gears? You America, F*CK YOU!
    Val for President


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    Quote Originally Posted by cgEvan


    Tiny pic, need magnifying glass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Maestro
    Tiny pic, need magnifying glass.
    If he knows warner robins, he knows what that is. it's win. lol
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