Nice Dear Abby letter...

[ShooterMcGavin]

Dear Abby,
>
> I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
> diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.
> One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
> transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
> growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
> other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two
> brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for
> the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in
> jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I
> have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
> Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.
>
>
>
> All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look
> forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
> totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin
> who supports Barack Obama for President?
>
> Signed,
>
> Worried About My Reputation .

[mocha latte cupcake]

thats so true and great lol

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

lolz

[DJ Maestro]

The crack dealing I can deal with, but being related to an Obama supporter? OMG no!!

[Killer]

lol!