Racist(or baby) jokes that go too far. nws and feelings may get hurt

[Ran]

So a black guy walks down to the river and sees a Chinese guy skipping rocks.

"What chu doin'?" the black guy asks.

"I am learning the names of my ancestors from the sacred waters." the Chinese guy replies.

To demonstrate, he skips a rock across the river and it sounds off, "Chin-Zwang-Cao". He skips another and it goes, "Xiang-Lian-Zhou."

The black guy is astounded and decides he would like to give it a try. So he grabs a small stone and skips it across the water to hear it go, "Chim-Pan-Zee".

"What the f*ck?!" he yells. Infuriated, he grabs a large boulder and throws it into the lake.

The boulder hits the water and goes, "BA-BOON"

Sacred waters do not lie.

[DieselNuts]

So a black guy walks down to the river and sees a Chinese guy skipping rocks.

"What chu doin'?" the black guy asks.

"I am learning the names of my ancestors from the sacred waters." the Chinese guy replies.

To demonstrate, he skips a rock across the river and it sounds off, "Chin-Zwang-Cao". He skips another and it goes, "Xiang-Lian-Zhou."

The black guy is astounded and decides he would like to give it a try. So he grabs a small stone and skips it across the water to hear it go, "Chim-Pan-Zee".

"What the f*ck?!" he yells. Infuriated, he grabs a large boulder and throws it into the lake.

The boulder hits the water and goes, "BA-BOON"

Sacred waters do not lie.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ran again.