So a priest, a little boy, and Samuel Jackson are on a plane (this joke was made before that stupid movie, but I sooo wanted to say with snakes). The plane's pilot has died of a sudden heart attack and everyone wants to get off. There are only 2 parachutes on the plane for them to escape. The little boy turns to the priest and says, "I'll stay, you are a man of god, you need to live." Then he turns to Samuel, and says "you are a huge representation of success in the black community." The Priest returns to the boy "no, you are a young child, you have so much to live for, please you go." He then turns to Samuel and says "And you, you are one of the most intelligent black men alive! you need to get off the plane for sure!" Samuel Jackson looks at both of them and says "Damn right I am the smartest black man, I'm gonna survive", he grabs a pack and jumps off. The little boy burts into laughter and the priest is confused. "Why are you laughing, this is a serious matter!" The little boy looks at him and says "Well, 'the smartest black man alive' just jumped off the plane with my backpack!"