Ant, you are a post editing douchebag.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

"911, can I help you?"

"Yeah, I'm in need of an ambulance to thread 186651. It seems like there's a lot of whining going on there."

"Sending out couple of units, thank you."

[BKgen®]

"911, can I help you?"

"Yeah, I'm in need of an ambulance to thread 186651. It seems like there's a lot of whining going on there."

"Sending out couple of units, thank you."

"Village People, can I help you?"

"Yeah, some gay dude just posted in my thread. I think he's one of yours"

"lol Be right there."